The Bar

All things outside of Burning Man.

Postby BigCock » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:51 pm

cock flaps mightily, rises to rafters, motions with beak for chat to get on back, feathers swirling around bar
Hop on Chat! Let's get 'em.
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Postby CLARKcon » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:53 pm

I'll set up a safety net down below incase you knock a couple down!!!
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Postby Kinetic IV » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:56 pm

***Peeks cautiously into the bar***

I can't explain what I'm seeing and I don't wanna know either. Cocks, cats....it's pretty crazy in there!
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Postby CLARKcon » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:57 pm

KIV! You made it! Now just hold on to this corner of the net, I think BC and LeChat are going to flank them from the side. Here, hold this...
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Postby Kinetic IV » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:58 pm

I'm holding but I'm wondering what's gonna happen next!
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Postby Bin Noddin » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:59 pm

Runs around in circles looking up with arms out - "Don't worry, I'll catch ya!" Trips over a chair, sprawls on the floor. Hmmmm, comfy. Pulls up a corner of the NEBlanket. Ahhh. Desert dreams. I have my ticket, but still have to juggle several family and business trips/events to make sure it works out.
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Postby LeChatNoir » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:00 am

(Hops on back of cock)

(Points with paw...)

FLYING BABES HOH!!!
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Postby BigCock » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:00 am

Must have champagne!

shoots behind bar in hot pursuit of hot bubbly chix, soars back up toward ceiling...

Cmon Chat, steer!
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Postby CLARKcon » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:00 am

Keep holding tight KIV!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Kinetic IV » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:01 am

I hope that net holds! Oh man, this is crazy!
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Postby LeChatNoir » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:04 am

They're veering off!!

(Pulls to the left)
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Postby CLARKcon » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:07 am

Tell me when LeChat (pulls net very tight) KIV, hows your side holding?
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Postby Kinetic IV » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:10 am

It's holding...but I can't stay much longer.
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Postby CLARKcon » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:11 am

LeChat, hurry!!! We can't hold it much longer, this thing weighs like 900 lbs.!!!
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Postby BigCock » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:11 am

tilts dangerously to the right, sweeping over bar, knocking off drinks

Oooooohhh shhiiiiittttttt!
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Postby Bin Noddin » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:11 am

Snoozes happily, oblivious to hullabaloo. SHIT! 2 a.m. gotta be up soon for work. Good night. Dreams of flying champagne ladies, flying roosters and cats. Hold on, CC and K-IV! Gotta remember to post on the "Something you don't know about me" thread about my very short career with the circus. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Postby LeChatNoir » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:12 am

(Pulls to the right)

We're almost on 'em!!
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Postby CLARKcon » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:13 am

(brow sweat) Ni...NIght Bin!!! Ohh, oh...I think I see one coming down!!! Here it comes....shit!!! !!! !!!!
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Postby CLARKcon » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:14 am

COME TO DADDY!!!
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Postby CLARKcon » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:17 am

(Whhhhooosssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....)
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Shit KIV! I think the net was too tight, it wrapped her up!!! (CLARKcon grabs a boxknife to free broomdancer...)
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Postby LeChatNoir » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:18 am

(Looks up at CLARKcon)

Not what you expected, huh?
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Postby Kinetic IV » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:19 am

I don't think she'll complain about that netting. But now that she's back on terra firma I gotta turn this thing off and get some rest. It's been an interesting day...and that's before I checked out the bar.
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Postby BigCock » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:20 am

Smashes into net, Chat, chicks, cock, CC and champagne everywhere

Now that's a party!
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Postby LeChatNoir » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:21 am

Well, I'm tired after that...

(bounds onto the counter, onto the cabinets, and back to the rafters)

Ok... I’m off to bed again

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Postby CLARKcon » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:22 am

Whew! (wipes brow off, lights a cig) Now....I....think I'm ready to leave. Night Bin, LeChat, BigC, KIV... (CLARK stumbles out weak from exertion, mumbling) "Broomdancers are more trouble than they are worth!"
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Postby sputnik » Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:33 am

Good morning. What a night in the bar. Here's a big pot of coffee for y'all.
It's going to be alright.
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Postby Zoom » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:20 am

good morning stretching here are some muffins i will have a cup of coffee from sputnik. mmmmm good. thank you. have a great day guys and gals. wanting to stay but must go to work love to all
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.
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Postby BigCock » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:55 am

Bin Noddin wrote:LIke the new mechanical chicken avatar. Maybe I'll rummage around for a new one for myself . . .

Thanks matey! But I will not reveal my eville dusty boogerish source.
thanks EDB! love it!

Hey Sput! Mmm coffee. OOO and muffins too. with crumbs falling from beak fanks foom!
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Postby Zoom » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:52 am

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more muffins? well just checking in. walking back to work thinking about tomorrow, that's right it is friday yeah. see ya later for a drink. chill the jager for me. love ya all
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:04 am

mmmmmmm.
Montana Muffins!

My absolute favorite!!!

(nibble nibble nip nudge nummy!)

mmm mmm mmm !
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