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Postby ygmir » Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:54 pm

Jet Set wrote:*snaps fingers in frustration*

Granted I didn't head over here exactly planning on starting and drinking mead by a fire so lamb wasn't exactly on my mind.

*looks at the now empty horn, grabs the bottle, realizes it too is empty*

It would seem that I have encounter an "Irish wasteland"

*grabs a few more empty bottles and heads for the bar*
*returns some moments later carrying a couple more bottles kebab sticks and a container of meat*

Well lookie what I found in the fridge in the back.

*places the container labeled "lamb" and dated well within reason between the two chairs, hands a bottle and kebab stick to Ygmir sits down and begins making a lamb-kebab*

It would seem that if you ask The Bar shall provide.


you're my hero......


"yes, and so, he asked the Bar, and, the Bar did provide....and yay, he did ask for lamb, as sustenance, (not a date), and, again, the Bar did provide"......

"all hail, the mighty Bar, blessed be, the Bar,. The Bar is good, the Bar is grand"

*all worshipers now hopping on one foot, humming the Oscar Meyer Weiner song" which, in reality, is the beckoning song of the Bar*

Ah,
a horn of mead and sizzling lamb, with mushrooms, on a stick....can it get better?

*Oscar Meyer Wiener song (OMWS) in the background, hundreds of the faithful prostrate on the ground, humming*.......
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Postby ygmir » Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:57 pm

Jet Set wrote:*snaps fingers in frustration*

drinking mead by a fire so lamb wasn't exactly on my mind.

*.


How could this be?.....

Hail LF,
Ah, strawberries and Akavit......a potent combo.........
please, sit, and share our bounty, although, I speak not for the supplier, Jet Set, nor, for the Holy Bar........
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Postby Jet Set » Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:45 pm

*grabs another chair and pulls it over*

Yes, by all means eat, drink, and be merry, for this is The Bar
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Postby ygmir » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:34 pm

and, the Bar is good.......
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Postby ygmir » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:32 am

*walks in, starts coffee, puts "Planet of the Apes" video in VCR *

Ahh, escapism...........
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Postby pinemom » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:47 am

who put their nasty half eaten banana peel in my coffee cup?!?! :evil:
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Postby ygmir » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:12 am

make sure that's a banana peel, Pinemom......lots of things can look like that in the dark.............egad......

lets just wash it and pour your coffee in a stein............

cream, sugar, chocolate, cinnamon?...........

And,
we give thanks, to the omnipotent Bar............
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Postby pinemom » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:15 am

actually ...Im starting to feel funny....I'll just use it as a tea bag...they are still concidered hallucingins right?

that is after I puke first right?

This Bar....is the Best thread ever.
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Postby ygmir » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:31 am

well,
puke away, if you feel the need.........*slides spitoon over*
I'll get your tea started.......

The Bar is the best........

*crowd starts humming Oscar Meyer Weiner song*

the Bar is good, all hail, the Bar...........

*turns to watch Zera and Cornelius talking with Taylor*
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Postby goathead » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:10 pm

Nooooooo.......
I can't be up and awake now.
Need more sleep....
Grrrrrr.

Making turkish coffee.
Stir in sugar and Honey
Spoon dissolves.

JUST RIGHT.
Pour another 6 to go.

Any one else for caffeine and sugar?

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Postby **burn** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:16 pm

yummmmmm
caffeine and sugar

Actually, I am trying to wean myself off the damn Halloween candy.
I had fruit today. So far. eek!

Is it beer thirty?
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Postby goathead » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:24 pm

Not till Thursday, unless shit gets fucked up in our plant shut down.
but that would never happen.


then who knows when.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:28 pm

This was number 13! Don't you know that this thread falling to the 2nd page is a sign of the Apokalypse? Focus, people. I want to die of food poisoning, not in a rain of blood!
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Postby ygmir » Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:35 pm

huh?
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Postby pinemom » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:33 am

Never let the Bar FALL down the discussion thread options! for this is the greatest bar...or at least one thats....One, FREE! Two, has the best bar flys, Three, will always be here and OPEN when you need a friend to drink with!

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Postby ygmir » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:59 am

pinemom wrote:Never let the Bar FALL down the discussion thread options! for this is the greatest bar...or at least one thats....One, FREE! Two, has the best bar flys, Three, will always be here and OPEN when you need a friend to drink with!

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Well said, PM.

yes,
the Bar is free,
the fly's here are wonderful, at the Bar,
the Bar is welcoming, and warm, and full of friends.
*OMW song starts, again*....

the Bar is all, all is the Bar,
We are one with the Bar, in the Bar.......

*ok, turns switch behind ear off* (Star Trek analogy : removed "device of obedience" from neck, ala: Landru)

Anyone for coffee?........
Kook aid?
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Postby littleflower » Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:48 am

ygmir wrote:Anyone for coffee?........
Kook aid?


kook aid? i have to try some of that! will it make us even kookier? or de-kook us? hopefully not the latter...
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Postby goathead » Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:30 pm

doing my part.

BUMP

come on eyes focus.....

need coffee food and some day sleep.

mnnnnn coffee.......

in two days I drink.


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Postby Box Burner » Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:58 pm

Must be time for a beer.

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Postby VelcroChicken » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:33 pm

One non-alcoholic beverage please. :roll:
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Postby ygmir » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:43 pm

VelcroChicken wrote:One non-alcoholic beverage please. :roll:


do you mean a beverage for a lush in denial,
or, a beverage without booze?.........
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Postby VelcroChicken » Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:47 pm

ygmir wrote:
VelcroChicken wrote:One non-alcoholic beverage please. :roll:


do you mean a beverage for a lush in denial,
or, a beverage without booze?.........


The former, thanks.
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Postby ygmir » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:16 pm

very well, then.
Lushes are welcome, as are all, at, the Bar.......the Bar is open, the Bar is good.......
Come, sit, relax.........

a "Bat Juice" perhaps?

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Postby ygmir » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:22 am

*walking silently into the bar, build fire in fireplace, grinding coffee,
heating water, lets fire up the espresso machine......*
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:34 am

My standard winter breakfast: brown-sugar flavor instant oatmeal in the microwave. Coffee not until I arrive at work - that insures a hasty arrival!

That means I gotta get the hell outta here!
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Postby ygmir » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:37 am

I got water hot here Cap'n........
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Postby pinemom » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:54 am

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!~
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Postby ygmir » Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:25 am

oh my..................

isn't she backwards, though..........hahahaha

Coffee PM?...........

I ordered 6 gallons of Everclear, 190 proof.........
now, to start studying absinthe making.............
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Postby ygmir » Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:28 am

*looking around, seems no one's here lately*
I"m hoping my coffee hasn't scared them all off.........

*makes some tea, builds a fire, and, sits in the back booth*
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Postby pinemom » Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:48 am

Morn' Ygmir...I'll have a cup o tea with ya...

::pokes fire, throws in a dutch oven packed with bacon::

I think I may get a head start on some X'upmyass shoppin' today?
Im thinking I'd really like to be done early, and not do that last minute crazy crunch.

But might get some good deals concidering all the commerse is shaking in their boots for lack of shoppers.

Well, Kid is just not wanting to play the get up for school game today. She got head slammed a couple times at Wrestling yesturday...and appears to have gotten a small concusion.
Im trying to be supportive...Only girl on the team....But I dont know if I wanna 15 yr old Mahamad Ali for a kid either.

How that saying go again...what doesnt kill us makes us stronger????I dont think mom's believe that about their children...just ourselves!!! hahaa
I know...double edged sword eh?

Good day to everyone!
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