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Postby PurpleKoosh » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:10 pm

Okay, that was scuppering brilliant. And beautiful.

And on that note, time to put my piratical arse to bed.

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Postby MozyBonz » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:11 pm

nite Koosh
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Postby Box Burner » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:17 am

:)
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Postby pinemom » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:52 am

that indeed was so beautiful, I read the article they had 3 weeks ago in the news and review, it was so sad, and very frustrating.

http://www.newsreview.com/reno/Content?oid=281971
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Postby BAS » Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:20 pm

Aw, man! Why are people with the last name of "Stewart" always such jackasses?! (er, wait-- that's MY last name! :oops: )

nevermind....


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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:12 pm

Jimmy Steward, Jon Steward, Charles I Stuart of England, Charles II Stuart of England, Martha Steward...

I'm not really seeing a pattern...
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri


Get a Taint, you pathetic cur!
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Postby pinemom » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:06 pm

a,b,a,b pattern good bad good bad
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Postby BAS » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:05 pm

Dunno about that.

I was thinking Rod Stewart=annoying. Martha Stewart=annoying.

Ancestors of mine=weird/nuts/annoying/who knows what else! Jon Stewart=mostly harmless (IIRC I actually like him!)

Jimmy Stewart=? (Are we talking about my uncle, the actor, or that other one who drives for a living?) If its my uncle, I don't comment on living relatives! (which gets me off the hook, too, incidentally! :wink: ) The actor, its been too long since I saw one of his movies.... The race car driver, I have no idea-- I'm not into racing.

Stuarts don't count. They spell the name wrong! :P

Oh, and I forgot the one who burned the Contessa! Mike Stewart=(censored)!

That was what I was going for.

Anyway, now I am going to bed!

Good night, everyone!


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Postby MozyBonz » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:50 am

Old Civil Defense siren comes on http://home.comcast.net/~cosmicool/sounds/vvalert2.mp3


~~down in the bunker~~
Activate launch sequence on tube one, ...


unknown voice: I've got birds away birds away….. tracking





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Voice~~we have tracking down range...







Voice~~We have no detonation down range…that’s no detonation…..



Mozy~~Scramble recovery….

Old Civil Defense siren comes on http://home.comcast.net/%7Ecosmicool/so ... attack.mp3
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Postby PurpleKoosh » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:14 am

Aw, crap.

*starts looking for her key to the fallout shelter*
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Postby mojo » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:03 am

*Bunny sits in a lawn chair with sunglasses and umbrella-decorated fruity cocktail, watching launch, resplendent in her body shield*
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:09 am

*...roger that Mozy.


We`re declaring DEFCON 1.1 over here.


Impending Definite Possible Maybe use of a sophistikated nuclear weapon.
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Postby 4FKotA » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:40 pm

Bunnies? Kittens like bunnies. Come closer to us, m'dear. Ppppppuuuurrrrrrrr. You look just good enough to eat.

*Kittens stroll along the bar, occasionally urinating on the carpet as they see fit.*

Bring me cream, naked ape. Before I unleash another stream of the Fetid Urine of Pestilence on your monkey butt.
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Postby MozyBonz » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:58 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dMkUkD46EA


don't be fooled by............... hey how did the cat know I was naked!?!

Carpet? When did we get carpet looks like dirt playa to me.
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Postby BAS » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:31 pm

OH, bother! I just know this missile launch is going to cause us trouble.

(grumbling, goes off to find another vodkaed pineapple....)


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Postby Bin Noddin » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:39 pm

sniff sniff sniff - - - ashes & catpiss? What's that siren for?
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Postby the fire elf » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:41 am

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Postby BAS » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:07 pm

Could someone turn off that darned siren and go outside and see what's going on, please?!

(I'd go check, but I'm trying to get some shut eye....)


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Postby the fire elf » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:59 pm

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i've got a great price on some invisible dunce caps...
anyone interested?
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Postby the fire elf » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:14 pm

the fire elf wrote:Image
i've got a great price on some invisible dunce caps...
anyone interested?
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i shall change their ways
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yet they shall not walk without fault
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untill the ways chained are chained
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for they've yet to see beyond the reflection
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of a chaos of love and wrath
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wrought behind space of time
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midst the travells of the dream-sake
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confused among a name
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and conceptions of what is best for what is to be
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:08 pm

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.........( grabs a dusty glass from behind the bar and fills it with warm Guiness. Gets on knees and places beer on the floor. Drops a solitary 4 leaf clover into the foaming glass , bows head and starts to sing an Irish Blessing...)


Oh Dear Lordy

May your glass be ever full.

May the roof over your head be always strong.

And may you be in heaven

half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

May your neighbors respect you,

Troubles neglect you,

The angels protect you,

And Heaven accept you.

May you be rich in blessings, poor in misfortune,

Slow to make enemies, quick to make friends.

But rich or poor, slow or quick,

May you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.

May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my Grandmothers teeth.

May your joys be as bright as the morning,

And your sorrows merely be shadows that fade,

In the sunlight of love.

May you have enough

happiness to keep you sweet.

Enough trials to keep you strong.

Enough sorrows to keep you human.

Enough hope to keep you happy.

Enough failure to keep you humble.

Enough success to keep you eager.

Enough friends to give you comfort.

Enough faith and courage in yourself to banish sadness.

Enough wealth to meet your needs.

And one thing more: enough

determination to make each day a more wonderful day

than the day before.


Bless us all, and May the blessing of light be on you—

light without

and light within.

May the blessed sunlight shine on you

and warm your heart

till it glows like a great peat fire.





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Postby MozyBonz » Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:20 pm

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Postby the fire elf » Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:24 pm

no one said this was going to be easy

let's just make it look that way
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Postby PurpleKoosh » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:13 pm

That must've been one hell of a hangover if nobody's posted here in a week!
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Maybe that'll help....
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Postby Dork » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:22 pm

Um, hello? Anyone here? Is it too early to get a mojito? I just found out all my bosses will be gone until at least Wednesday!
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Postby Dork » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:25 pm

Need some help here... 6 more posts to create a new page!
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Postby Dork » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:26 pm

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing.
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally the drunk replies, "No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:38 pm

hmmm hmmm hmmm...glass


mmm hmmm hmmm...ice


hmmm hmmm hmmm....mint

hmmm hmmm...lime......

hmmm hmmm....Rum !


hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm.....sugar


hmmmmmmmmm Fzzzzzzzzzzzz......soda


hmmm hmmm.....grind
hmmm hmmm.....mash
hmmm hmmm hmmm .....twist!


....and Viola !!

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...just for you .
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Postby BigCock » Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:09 pm

mo mojitos mo.
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Postby BAS » Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:12 pm

Sorry, I've been asleep. Did I miss anything?


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