There are two kinds of cripples, those who sit down to pee, and
... those who sit down to pee.
[Yes, I know that's not accurate, and that it's privileging my particular disability as better or "realler" than others. But it has weird resonances about disability, and gender, and whatnot, that it just tickles me. Also, I wanted to use square brackets. My life needs more square brackets.]
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Get a Taint, you pathetic cur!