PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby BBadger » Thu Sep 19, 2013 3:02 am

A pasty-white shirt-cocker Bob
Whose shirt barely covered his knob
Bent to pick up some MOOP
And revealed some poop
That was stuck to his shirt like a daub!
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby H.G.Crosby » Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:51 pm

That Department we call Public Works,
Who when asked: Why are you such jerks?
You strut and you sneer,
And Demand all our beer!
"oh Fuck you, that's one of our perks."
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:10 am

a russian a brit and a jew
planned a a theme camp hullabaloo
they were "headlining"
exclusive fine dining
bit off a bit more than could chew.
"la ayuda del kool es bueno"



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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby TT120 » Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:36 am

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Who would always say "show us your titties"
One day Fossa did
And that's how we got rid
Of titty requests in the city.
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby lucky420 » Sun Jul 13, 2014 9:14 am

A burner traveling through Reno
Got stuck at the Sands playing Keno
He missed the bus
Put up a fuss
Now he resides in Chino :evil:
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby FIGJAM » Sun Jul 13, 2014 9:31 am

A burner once traveling through Reno
Got stuck at the Sands playing Keno
When he missed the bus
He put up a fuss
And now he resides in Chino :twisted:
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:15 am

whether gossip or news, one can reckon
whose lives we might also be wrecking
as we postulate
socially masturbate
as we slow down to e-rubbernecking.
"la ayuda del kool es bueno"



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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby H.G.Crosby » Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:39 pm

from paris to london, from new york to rome
from highest of desert to lowest sea foam
but none are as Pretty
as our Black Rock City
maybe that's why we call it our Home.
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby lucky420 » Sun Jul 13, 2014 3:39 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:whether gossip or news, one can reckon
whose lives we might also be wrecking
as we postulate
socially masturbate
as we slow down to e-rubbernecking.


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Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 13, 2014 3:55 pm

before we get too us and them
and then feelings become a problem
lets all step away
and be silent today
and pretend that we're all AntiM.
"la ayuda del kool es bueno"



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Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:23 am

it always just ends up the same
as people all look where to blame
and though you may rue me
i'll try to quote Rumi
"Judge Not the moth 'til you've seen the flame"
"la ayuda del kool es bueno"



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