Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby pink » Fri May 10, 2013 8:46 pm

I scored some leather lederhosen at a silent auction. Polka rules! I'll make sure to make it to your camp to get my polka on. :D
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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat May 11, 2013 12:13 am

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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri


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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat May 11, 2013 12:32 pm

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri


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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat May 11, 2013 12:35 pm

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri


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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat May 11, 2013 12:40 pm

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri


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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat May 11, 2013 12:52 pm

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri


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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat May 11, 2013 12:59 pm

I assume "Honky" is a variant of "Bohunk".
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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat May 11, 2013 1:11 pm

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue May 14, 2013 6:14 am

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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby unjonharley » Tue May 14, 2013 8:08 am

Now, tell me the drugs weren't any good back in the day
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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri May 24, 2013 10:00 pm

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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby FIGJAM » Sat May 25, 2013 4:32 am

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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat May 25, 2013 9:43 am

Mmm, mmm, good!

Not that I know what a cabbage roll tastes like. But it sure looked like everyone there was having a good time.
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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby pink » Sun May 26, 2013 1:14 am

I know what cabbage rolls taste like. Didn't like 'em as a kid, but do now. Been a long time though.
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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon May 27, 2013 7:21 am

EDM is dead..
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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Jul 05, 2013 10:54 pm

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby unjonharley » Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:47 am

Hoop-te-do. hoop-te-do

I hear a polka and my troubles are through..



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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:22 pm

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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri


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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:57 pm

2013 was a mixed year for Emergency Polka Camp.
Good News: None of our subscribers had to use the service.
Bad News: Emergency Polka Camp did not get to strut its stuff.
Other News: We have patches! If you would like one, pm me with your address. A single person gets two patches. A pair gets three. After that, we have no set policy.
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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:51 am

Note: These are honest to goodness woven? embroidered? fabric at any rate patches that you can sew to vests, tents, umbilical cords, jackets, hats, and baby blankets. If you are ambitious, or just love GOOP, you can glue them to water bottles, car hoods, cell phones, sidewalks, and prosthetics. Once again, these exist in the real world. And they support Polka values.
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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby mudpuppy000 » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:24 pm

Hmmmmm, does goop work well on fabric? I've tried sewing patches on backpacks, etc, and they usually come loose after a while. (I know, poor sewing skills... :)
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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby Savannah » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:34 pm

Some patches are meant to be ironed on, and you can reinforce by sewing the edges.

I've had good luck by sewing with many small stitches using a clear fishing-line style thread, and then hand-washing or washing on gentle cycle, cold water, inside out, hang dry.

You will probably still have to reinforce now and again.

GOOP might work (I've heard great things) but stitches give you evidence of needed maintenance whereas an adhesive might give less warning until it actually gives way.
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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby mudpuppy000 » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:40 pm

I have a few of the iron on patches, but most of the things I'd like to put them on are synthetic. After melting a hole in one of my backpacks I've given up on that... :D A sewing machine would be ideal, but hard to use on anything except flat fabric I'm thinking.
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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby unjonharley » Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:01 pm

I Gooped patched a window into the top of a canvas shelter this year.. It stood up very well with the wind beating on it all week...You will need to sew a patch on if it go's in the washing machine..
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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby Savannah » Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:20 pm

mudpuppy000 wrote:I have a few of the iron on patches, but most of the things I'd like to put them on are synthetic. After melting a hole in one of my backpacks I've given up on that... :D A sewing machine would be ideal, but hard to use on anything except flat fabric I'm thinking.


No machine needed. I never use one for patches.

Hand-sewing will work, but you must be patient and take many small stitches only 1-2 millimeters apart. Get something good on television to watch; that helps.
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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:52 pm

Savannah wrote:Get something good on television to watch; that helps.

My mother has a whole philosophy around the idea of tv to iron by. Car chases--so you don't have to pay much attention. TJ Hooker was one of the good ones. In this context, it's otherwise pretty silly.
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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby DancesWithElves » Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:42 pm

Hmmm - looks like these guys are of like mind:

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Re: Emergency Polka Camp, 2013

Postby unjonharley » Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:28 pm

Just watched the Andrew sisters do the To Fat Polka (1943)
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