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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby delle » Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:36 am

Dammit Bill!!!! Figjam got Trumped!

That comb-over's going to be a bitch in the wind...
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Elorrum » Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:55 pm

Dammit Bill! My associate at work who took a 7 and a half week emergency family medical leave returned to work. hmm, Bill, seems he's moved into a new house, and completed a course for a commercial driving license. BUT Bill, he's such an asshole, we all loved the peace of him being gone, doesn't matter why. The extra work was easy without the conflict.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:15 pm

I have a seat belt.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Sic Pup » Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:06 am

You go girl..... now you don't need to worry about keeping both wheels on the ground!

I've been having a hell of a stretch.

Almost severed my fingertip - not easy to heal when you work with food and need to keep it covered 10 hours a day.

The dog died.

Today on the way home for work, preoccupied about whether there is an afterlife, and how my best friend is faring in it (I keep thinking "I hope my boy is okay" - when, in fact, he's dead) I changed lanes and sideswiped another car (damn blind spot). Luckily only minor damaged to both vehicles but I smashed my driver's side mirror. It's Gorilla taped for now, doubtful I can get it fixed in 6 days when I'm working most of them, In the aftermath, could not find my registration info, if it doesn't show up it's a trip to the DMV.

My life has become a bad country song (is there any other kind?)

On the bright side, the wife hasn't run off with the mailman.... yet.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby msj2u » Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:11 am

Dammnit SickPup!! (wraps him in bubble wrap).

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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby delle » Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:30 am

Dammit Bill! Why am I obsessed with popping bubble wrap, even if I know it's to the detriment of what's protected inside.

Sorry, Sicpup. Just sorry. :roll:
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby unjonharley » Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:47 am

Dammit Bill , Keep looking farther down the road.. There sunshine coming up.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Schtev » Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:10 pm

delle wrote:Dammit Bill! Why am I obsessed with popping bubble wrap, even if I know it's to the detriment of what's protected inside.

Sorry, Sicpup. Just sorry. :roll:


There should be a bubble wrap camp.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:16 pm

Schtev wrote:
delle wrote:Dammit Bill! Why am I obsessed with popping bubble wrap, even if I know it's to the detriment of what's protected inside.

Sorry, Sicpup. Just sorry. :roll:


There should be a bubble wrap camp.

Ah, running over bubble wrap. One of my few remaining pleasures...
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Schtev » Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:24 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Schtev wrote:
delle wrote:Dammit Bill! Why am I obsessed with popping bubble wrap, even if I know it's to the detriment of what's protected inside.

Sorry, Sicpup. Just sorry. :roll:


There should be a bubble wrap camp.

Ah, running over bubble wrap. One of my few remaining pleasures...


Bubble wrap would also make great gifts if it wasn't so moopy.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Sic Pup » Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:30 pm

Thanks all. I failed to mention I have the flu. The good thing with having multiple....er, issues is not focusing on any one for too long. That said, I'll never get over that little boy.... heartbroken.

Dammit Bill, you're so right Unjon. It's all the setbacks that build character and test our meddle. Keep your eye on the metaphysical prize (even if it's through tears).

Now to round up some bubblewrap long/wide enough.....
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Asquared » Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:47 am

dammit bill! all these ticket threads are clogging up my unread posts page.
and captain godammit bill, eplaya is slow as fuck!

luckily, it's friday and i aint got shit to do at work, and the day ends early.
hallefuckinluya bill!

sicpup - (hug). i teared up a bit.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Sic Pup » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:17 pm

Thanks asquared.

In case you weren't aware, there's an app for that! (who am I kidding, my phone is the equivalent of a brick nowadays).

You can exclude the ticket stuff by going to User Control Panel/Memberships and selecting the "No Ticket Forum" membership..... and no there isn't a No Sparklepony/Fratboy/Hippie/Dumbass/Insert the BRC demographic of your choice Membership option.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:37 pm

Or you can go to that forum and "Mark Forum Read" over on the right...
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:19 pm

Damnit, severe headache all weekend, no energy, nauseous in fact, and now I am having sweating spells.
Seeing the doctor tomorrow if I am still alive.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby unjonharley » Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:24 am

Damn Bill,

Woke this morning thinking I should call Grandfather.. My daughter asked me over coffee if I had started Grandfathers little truck lately.. About an hour later.. Grandfather called.. Guess what?? He hit a deer and messed up his van.. He's ok but had a hell of a time getting out on the passenger side.. (he can hardly walk).. He needs the little pickup.. He is a good driver.. He drives every day even when I'm with him.. He said he hadn't hit a deer in forty years..
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:34 am

DAMMIT BILL!!!

Will the deer be attending the burn this year? 8)
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Asquared » Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:58 am

thanks guys!

DAMMIT BILL! i packed all the things over the weekend and now i'm just thinking all sorts of other things i can do/buy/make. must keep it simple!
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby tatonka » Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:34 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Damnit, severe headache all weekend, no energy, nauseous in fact, and now I am having sweating spells.
Seeing the doctor tomorrow if I am still alive.
Aloha.


ouch , something always happens when you get ready to do somethin big , I got a ear infection :(
now im sorta deaf in my right ear . How ya recover :)
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:52 am

unjonharley wrote:Damn Bill,

Woke this morning thinking I should call Grandfather.. My daughter asked me over coffee if I had started Grandfathers little truck lately.. About an hour later.. Grandfather called.. Guess what?? He hit a deer and messed up his van.. He's ok but had a hell of a time getting out on the passenger side.. (he can hardly walk).. He needs the little pickup.. He is a good driver.. He drives every day even when I'm with him.. He said he hadn't hit a deer in forty years..

Thank you Bill! Venison for the meet'n'greet!

(Sorry, unjon, couldn't help myself. Best to Grandfather.)
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby robbidobbs » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:37 pm

Dammit Bill! Why didn't you tell me sooner that you fucked up the poop mobile's sound system. Thats truly rude of you to make me find out the DAY before we leave!
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:36 pm

Dag nab it Bill, why did you give me this damn headache? It's like a hangover that's lasted 5 days. :evil:
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Patsh » Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:16 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Dag nab it Bill, why did you give me this damn headache? It's like a hangover that's lasted 5 days. :evil:



Dang, Dougly...
Have you been to the doctor, like you said you would?
I really hope you feel better Very Soon!!

Dammit, Bill, you'd better make Dougly well, and right NOW, or you'll have a troupe of angry burners after you... consider this Fair Warning!! :evil:
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:09 pm

Thanx, teh drugz iz working fine, az you can see. :coffee:
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Elorrum » Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:25 pm

Dammit Bill! Why can't you let me be unaware of what other people are saying? Like when a little boy walks past my garage that is filling with dusty things that don't fit yet, and aren't clean yet, and points it out to his Grandpa who says, "Yes, that is a lot of dirty stuff. These garages are really meant for cars to be parked in. That's what they are really for." So I happily, and dustily, chimed in from across the parking lot, and said that some people live in houses, and not in studio apartments, and those people have lots of room for their stuff (camping gear, dead parents household goods, etc.) I couldn't just call the guy a fucking dick in front of the little boy. Well, Dammit Bill, you know I could barely summon the courage to snark.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby delle » Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:30 pm

Elorrum wrote:(camping gear, dead parents household goods, etc.)


Took two passes but I finally got to read that without the disconcerting extra comma my brain kept inserting.

Dammit Bill, what is it about dead parents in the garage that just bothers me SO much???
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Elorrum » Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:35 pm

delle wrote:
Elorrum wrote:(camping gear, dead parents household goods, etc.)


Took two passes but I finally got to read that without the disconcerting extra comma my brain kept inserting.

Dammit Bill, what is it about dead parents in the garage that just bothers me SO much???

I guess I left out some pertinent punctuation. parents' , but not dead parents comma.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby delle » Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:55 pm

What is an apostrophe but a floating comma anyway. I'd just have obsessed on when it was going to fall and read it the same way anyhow.


No good can come from keeping them in the garage. Ever.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby AntiM » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:38 am

My dead parents are on top of my tall bookcase in the parlor. I should dust them more often, but I can't reach them. Dammit.
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Re: DAMMIT BILL !!!

Postby Ratty » Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:23 am

Dammit Bill. While I was off partying I lost a great employee and gained a really weird one. WTH! Another one quit so she could have a 3 week vacation! I'm tired of doing their job. I want to do my job.

I have part of a dead parent upstairs in a giant plastic frog. (Leftover from a 'sprinkling ashes at sea' ceremony.) It makes me smile.
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