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Re: Best Line Today

Postby lemur » Sat Aug 03, 2013 8:19 am

"these two bishops are talking to each other and they are lamenting the moral state of the nation.. and one says to the other 'well, i certainly didnt sleep with my wife before we were married..' and he says to the other bishop, "how about you?" ..other the bishop responds..."i dont know.. what was her maiden name?"
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby ygmir » Sat Aug 03, 2013 8:41 am

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ETA: wrong link. oops, double post.
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby knowmad » Sat Aug 03, 2013 1:31 pm

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby FIGJAM » Tue Aug 06, 2013 3:30 pm

"It's like Santa for your vagina!"
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby tatonka » Wed Aug 07, 2013 12:33 pm

"the trouble is you think you have time" Budda
winners never quit , quitters never win

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby tatonka » Sat Aug 17, 2013 8:23 pm

you have the right to remain silent , didnt have the ability .
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby C.f.M. » Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:53 pm

Some people just need a high-five.






...in the face.
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby lemur » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:10 pm

"the mangled corpse of a beagle wearing a fighter helmet was found in the wreckage"
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby tatonka » Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:07 am

mother nature , shes alot smarter than you .
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:58 pm

"I thought it was another meth lab blowing up."

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:00 pm

("you could do better, you know?")

"I know. But I was blessed with very low standards."


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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Oldguy » Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:32 am

“L'shanah tovah tikatev v'taihatem” (“May you be inscribed and sealed for a good year”). :coffee:
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby lothos 1162 » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:11 pm

Me to my 3 female rideshares...I want you to remember only 1 word...my name Andy. The girls...Why? My reply...because you'll be screaming it later through the ball gag.It really worked!
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:55 pm

" Comedy is Tragedy in long shot. "


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Re: Best Line Today

Postby VultureChow » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:12 pm

Went out tonight. Bartender had his iPhone plugged in for music in the whole restaurant. Server comes over and tells him the manager said to put it on airplane mode. Bartender replied, "I've got it on Van Morrison. How more airplane can I get?"
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:31 pm

"It sounds like the worst place in the world."


--- Jimmy Kimmel - interviewing Stacy Keebler about burning man, dust and weather


No, I've never heard of her either, but her description was pretty good.

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby FIGJAM » Sat Sep 21, 2013 12:55 pm

I'm against animal testing.......... they get nervous and give silly answers.
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Patsh » Sat Sep 21, 2013 2:40 pm

"You'd need two legs of different lengths to dance to that."
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby TomServo » Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:42 pm

"Green! Fuck Yeah!"
anything worth doing..is worth overdoing

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Box Burner » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:18 pm

while the pessimist and the optimist were arguing over whether the glass was half empty or half full, I drank it.
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Sat Sep 28, 2013 6:03 pm

Maybe the glass is just the wrong size?


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Do you smell that?

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And you don't either."

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby tatonka » Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:15 pm

Its better to be kind than right
winners never quit , quitters never win

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Lonesomebri » Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:07 pm

"The power of accurate observation is often
called cynicism by those who have not got it."
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Isotopia » Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:40 pm

Best line today?

"The anus is Satan's doorbell."
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:00 pm

Who is that from?
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby GreyCoyote » Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:39 pm

gyre wrote:Who is that from?


Uranus? :mrgreen:
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby TomServo » Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:27 am

"You rape my ears, every time you play Dubstep."
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby BBadger » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:33 am

Aspirations are what are put in obituaries in place of actual accomplishments.
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Elliot » Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:05 am

Good one. And same concept as...

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby BBadger » Sat Oct 12, 2013 5:21 am

"Give it time. One day America will have a bacon scented, red, white, and blue $9.11 note depicting a crying bald eagle resting atop a set of dueling pistols, staring solemnly at gigantic praying Jesus hands, painted on a stock car that's filled to the brim with Big Macs and ammunition."

-- From a comment about currency notes on The Atlantic.
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