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When words collide

Postby AntiM » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:14 am

A little game: brand name + slogan for another brand.

Spanx: there's always room for jello.

Vagisil: eat fresh
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Re: When words collide

Postby Sic Pup » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:48 am

KY - a little dab will do ya'



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Re: When words collide

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:18 am

"Nobody better put a finger on my ButterFinger"..........Last tango in Paris.
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Re: When words collide

Postby FIGJAM » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:21 am

ExLax: Have it your way.
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Re: When words collide

Postby MacGlenver » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:22 am

Obligatory...

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I'll try to think of a real submission too.
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Re: When words collide

Postby MacGlenver » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:40 am

Plan B One-Step: "That Was Easy"
"just two indecisive cowboys, trying to play a word game." - piehole
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Re: When words collide

Postby MacGlenver » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:41 am

NAACP: "What Can Brown Do for You?"
"just two indecisive cowboys, trying to play a word game." - piehole
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Re: When words collide

Postby MacGlenver » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:47 am

Oxycontin: "Just Do It"
"just two indecisive cowboys, trying to play a word game." - piehole
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Re: When words collide

Postby MacGlenver » Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:08 pm

PetSmart: "Betcha can't eat just one"
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Re: When words collide

Postby MacGlenver » Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:10 pm

Bassnectar: "Good to the last drop"

That's kind of a brand, no?
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Re: When words collide

Postby MacGlenver » Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:15 pm

Burning Man: "The Greatest Show on Earth"
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Re: When words collide

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:20 pm

(MacGlenver has a weird affinity for this...)
Viagra--We Try Harder
Prozac--Sometimes you Feel Like a Nut
Please don't Squeeze the Oscar Meyer


Of course, you can just put Viagra in just about anything...
Viagra--Snap, Crackle Pop
Viagra--Finger Lickin' Good
Viagra--Good to the Last Drop
It's Viagra Time
Viagra--"It takes a licking and keeps on ticking."
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Re: When words collide

Postby AntiM » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:31 pm

I think Vagisil would work too ... takes a licking indeed.
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Re: When words collide

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:03 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Prozac--Sometimes you Feel Like a Nut

I'd like to amend this to "Depakote--Sometimes you Feel Like a Nut" because that's more bipolar than anti-depressant.
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Re: When words collide

Postby maryanimal » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:23 pm

Jockey briefs--Where's the beef?
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
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Re: When words collide

Postby BBadger » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:29 pm

KY Jelly: I can't believe it's not butter!
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Re: When words collide

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:55 pm

I kinda like: The Hummer--Little, Yellow, Different Better

To go back to Viagra:
The Quicker Picker-Upper
Put a Tiger in Your Tank
Betcha You Can't Eat Just One



And, in my google searches, I found a (British, I think) beer Courage Tavern Ale: "It's what your right arm's for."
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Re: When words collide

Postby MikeGyver » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:43 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I kinda like: The Hummer--Little, Yellow, Different Better

To go back to Viagra:
The Quicker Picker-Upper
Put a Tiger in Your Tank
Betcha You Can't Eat Just One



And, in my google searches, I found a (British, I think) beer Courage Tavern Ale: "It's what your right arm's for."


Missed an important one for Viagra
Viagra: Like a Rock
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
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Re: When words collide

Postby maryanimal » Thu Jul 04, 2013 12:26 am

Viagra-
We bring good thing to life.
Reach out and touch someone.
It keeps going, and going, and going
I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
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Re: When words collide

Postby MacGlenver » Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:48 am

Trojan: "Is it in you?"
Chiquita: "Melts in your mouth, not in your hand"
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Re: When words collide

Postby MacGlenver » Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:54 am

Moonlite Bunny Ranch: "The happiest place on earth"
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Re: When words collide

Postby MacGlenver » Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:56 am

Remington: "When there is no tomorrow"
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Re: When words collide

Postby MacGlenver » Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:58 am

Union Carbide: "The greatest tragedy is indifference"
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Re: When words collide

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:00 am

OOooh. That last one's nasty.
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Re: When words collide

Postby MacGlenver » Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:03 am

:twisted:
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Re: When words collide

Postby Thecatman » Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:39 pm

A couple more for Viagra: former airline commercials

UP, UP, and AWAY.

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Re: When words collide

Postby Sic Pup » Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:29 pm

Clomid - We bring good things to life
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Re: When words collide

Postby Sic Pup » Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:34 pm

Sic Pup wrote:Clomid - We bring good things to life When you're having more than one
"Enjoy every sandwich" - W. Zevon
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Re: When words collide

Postby Sic Pup » Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:37 pm

Feeldoe - double your pleasure, double your fun
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Re: When words collide

Postby Sic Pup » Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:43 pm

Natrele - They're GRRReat!
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