Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:25 am

Ya know.If they come this far to watch us be really creative and sometimes really stupid they can shirtcock if they want to. I just take a stand and hang the big dog out to tan.



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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:03 pm

And by that you mean bonkers?
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:31 am

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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Ugly Dougly » Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:04 pm

You got the coolest techno, Simon. My favorite DJ!
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Turtleburp » Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:17 pm

Someone always has to ruin things - Dizzee fucking Rascal, really!?

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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby MyDearFriend » Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:34 am

McStrangle wrote:This year as an art project I intend to burn a southern cross made of frangipanis straight onto the playa large enough to be seen on google earth. Please support my kickstarter.


I keep scrolling back just to find this, I love it so. 8)

And I will put on a shirt just to shirtcunt your camp, you motherfuckers, if you promise there will be cold beer.
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby MyDearFriend » Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:42 pm

Or perhaps I will agree NOT to shirtcunt your camp, for the prospect of cold beer; because, as Chico Marx famously put it:

"If we don't practice, we don't play. And if we don't play, that runs into money."



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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby McStrangle » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:37 am

"Shirtcunt"....New favorite term. How have I been lurking on this board for two years and not seen this yet? FOR SHAME.
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Savannah » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:41 am

McStrangle wrote:"Shirtcunt"....New favorite term. How have I been lurking on this board for two years and not seen this yet? FOR SHAME.


I've also heard it called "Daisy Ducking", which is my favorite terminology. :)

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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby forty_eight » Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:22 pm

Shirt Knuckling?
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby TT120 » Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:25 pm

Daisy Ducking is ALWAYS ok.
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:42 am

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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Savannah » Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:52 am

:lol:
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Turtleburp » Fri Jul 05, 2013 3:18 pm

Heeheeheee
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby H.G.Crosby » Fri Jul 05, 2013 3:51 pm

i cant wait to snort adderall off of an interns ass with my new pink 5 "dollar" bill...
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:52 am

so, 5$ astralyn dollars equals $28.80 US.


how do you want that to read?

"The Astralyns" ? or Mr. & Mrs. Bumble? how about "drunken irish feeves"...


your choice.
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Turtleburp » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:17 am

Dada Madda Bumble Clap*

And an interview to be your intern!

*Bumble Clap is Emma's rendition of the patois Bamba Clat - something I love to remind her of
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Re: Are Australians the New Shirtcockers?

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:09 pm

essentially, its a yogi berrism.


love it...i know my pidgeon english and Rastafarian Slang. So it is posted, so let it Be Tattooed.


PS....the interns are not supposed to get glocks, i'm just telling you now.
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