Burner Limericks

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Burner Limericks

Postby Horizons » Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:55 pm

To get in the spirit of buring man, come up with a burner themed limerick.


There once was burner named Kai
Who wanted nothing more than to cry
Then he came to the burn
And found great new thing he could learn
If only he would give it a try.

Ok now it's your turn! Participate please hehehe can't be any worse than mine. Remember a limerick is AABBA lines 1,2 & 5 rhyme with each other. And line 3 rhymes with 4.

Big hugs. Don't be shy. Virgins encouraged.
May the flogging, ahem I mean writing begin....
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby FIGJAM » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:33 pm

"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"

"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"

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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby MoBo » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:37 pm

There once was a cute girl named Glover
She had a nice trick, you'll discover...
With the following plea:
"I'm in need of some E"
You'll find out that she works undercover
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby CornMan » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:37 pm

There once was a cop who'd travel far
At Black Rock City he kept his window ajar
With his night vision goggles at night
Looking at a far away sight
As the hubcaps are stolen from his car
The camp with a difference
Never mind the weather
When you camp with Plug & Ply
Your holiday's forever
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby lucky420 » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:55 pm

There once was a burner named Jim
Went to burning man on a whim
Was quite a shocker
When he became a shirt cocker
And changed his name to Kim
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby ygmir » Fri Jun 21, 2013 6:02 pm

there once was a girl made of honey
dressed in white, she looked like a bunny,
to ears on her head
an Asian man said:
"oh, me likee lickee 420"
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby Horizons » Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:30 pm

They're fucking great so far. I've enjoyed reading them at work while I dream of heading home to the playa.
Keep 'me cUmming hehe.
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby lucky420 » Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:24 pm

A lady burner named Gayle
Never missed a burn without fail
Till she broke out her bong
Uh oh she's doing it wrong
And ended up in county jail
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby lucky420 » Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:25 pm

ygmir wrote:there once was a girl made of honey
dressed in white, she looked like a bunny,
to ears on her head
an Asian man said:
"oh, me likee lickee 420"



:oops: :lol:
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby Cheekychoos » Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:35 pm

There once was a sinner named Sadie,
Always behave like a lady,
But after a bottle,
She turned full-throttle,
And showed us all a 180.
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby mulch » Sat Jun 22, 2013 5:44 pm

Two Birgins drove from Crescent City
They brought toys drinks and discourse so witty
Preconceptions left home through the playa they'll roam
Not a chance that their week will be shitty.
choose damned if you do
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby AntiM » Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:08 am

Good ones here:

viewtopic.php?f=56&t=22551&p=726914&hilit=limerick#p726914

and set your wayback machine:

viewtopic.php?f=56&t=3517&hilit=limerick


Once, a Moderator Emeritus
Tossed discussions of past rhymes at us.
From ages so dark,
The fossilized snark
Resembles a Pagonian Octopus.

(Emeritus isn't the easiest rhyming word, and I couldn't figure out a relevant use of platypus).
we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. . . .
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:14 pm

"I just started dating a mermaid.

It's a shame that we cannot make love.

You see she has no vagina.

It's funny she smells like she does."
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby lucky420 » Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:44 am

There once was a burner named JT
He was on the BORG you see
Provided beds and a place to poop
And left it all there, his moop
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Oct 14, 2014 12:19 pm

Just as a reminder, a limerick is a 5 line form with rhyming pattern:
A
A
B
B
A
There's a syllable pattern, too, but I'm hazier on it.
8
8
5
5
8 perhaps?

Or maybe Trilo will change the name to Burner Doggerel.
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby dragonpilot » Tue Oct 14, 2014 2:29 pm

A Burner in liquor production
Has a still of astounding construction
The alcohol boils
Through old magnet coils
He says that it's proof by induction
Don't bore your friends with all your troubles. Tell your enemies instead, for they will delight in hearing about them.
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby dragonpilot » Tue Oct 14, 2014 2:32 pm

When Lady Lowbodice swoons
Her boobies pop out like balloons
But her butler stands by
With hauteur in his eye
And lifts them back in with warm spoons
Don't bore your friends with all your troubles. Tell your enemies instead, for they will delight in hearing about them.
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby lucky420 » Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:43 pm

lucky420 wrote:There once was a burner named JT
He was on the BORG you see
Provided beds and a place to poop
And left it all there, his moop



There once was a burner named JT
He was on the Borg you see
Provided beds and a privy place to poop
And left it all there, this pricey moop
It's ok, for Larry invites the turn key
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby kay427 » Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:21 pm

There once was a burner named Kay,
who turned out a little bit gay,
When her hot neighbor Nicki
brought her gorgeous friend Vicki.
Together, they're a really great lay.

heh, sorry. I had to try.
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby lucky420 » Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:48 pm

kay427 wrote:There once was a burner named Kay,
who turned out a little bit gay,
When her hot neighbor Nicki
brought her gorgeous friend Vicki.
Together, they're a really great lay.

heh, sorry. I had to try.


No apologies needed :mrgreen:
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Re: Burner Limericks

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:35 am

a board member, lets call him Jim
thought nothing would happen to him
but big money earners
don't mean shit to burners
and it's his fat that we want to trim.
fuck you, it's magic



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