maladroit wrote:Virgins in the car? Try to keep the playa out? Fuggedabowdit. Greeters will make sure the car is nice and dusty on the inside.
True this. Last year I told my virgins they were going to get a good dusting so when we got up to Greeters they leaped out of the RV naked to go thru the greeting ritual and dust angels. A couple of handfuls of baby wipes later, they were all clean before getting aboard for the trip into camp...viola`!
That...is genius. Literally at the very moment they step onto the playa, they've been stripped of all dignity and coated in dust. Then, butt-naked, they are made to sponge themselves off using baby products, while enduring the mocking of Greeters about not wanting to get dust in the RV (despite the fact that it's YOU who doesn't want the dust, and the mocking just rolls off your grinning countenance, encouraging them to get those baby wipes up in the cracks too).