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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Bounce530 » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:06 pm

The NSA is going to tag everybody coming through the gate with chips in order to track your conversations throughout BRC, since there is hardly any cell phone service there.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby FIGJAM » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:45 pm

They won't be able to make heads or snails out of those convo's! :lol:
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby geospyder » Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:01 pm

Repent repent for thine destiny is in the fiery bowels of hell with it I think I'll have a beer :twisted:
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby tattoogoddess » Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:18 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:the "TALL WHITES" will make a guest appearance.



Most likely will. They are down the road at the Air Force base, didn't you see the video with the Canadian head of defense saying he has met them at the base in nv? (Not was not a joke btw,the video)
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Gonzo Frothwood » Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:58 am

We are moving the event to Mars because the conditions are better and it is cheaper than paying BLM ransom dues for law enforcement more than the minimum we need.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Isotopia » Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:15 pm

Best Rumor: That many long timers within the DPW are being purged this summer.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby ygmir » Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:21 pm

Isotopia wrote:Best Rumor: That many long timers within the DPW are being purged this summer.


related?
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:30 pm

YES, there is SAND in the Black Rock Desert!

You can get together and stitch together a conspiracy of LIES and tell everyone that there is only "dust" out there.

But those of us who have seen the true SAND of the playa, will not be so easily swayed.

I tell you, there IS sand out there. Not in copious quantities, but it is there.

I have seen it. The lies cannot go on forever... What? What is this? I have my rights you know. Who are you? what? Now that...
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:18 am

Isotopia wrote:Best Rumor: That many long timers within the DPW are being purged this summer.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:05 pm

Bounce530 wrote:The NSA is going to tag everybody coming through the gate with chips in order to track your conversations throughout BRC, since there is hardly any cell phone service there.




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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:00 pm

You've heard about a certain Norse pagan and his secret mission to erect cell phone towers for our wise and kind government. Now please forget that I told you.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:26 am

i don't know nothing.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby ygmir » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:37 am

there's scuttlebut related to a re-appearance of a certain German crew and their underground power generation device, to try again, now that their "leader" is out of prison. could radio towers and underground passive power generation be linked?
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:39 am

my stage name is "Bubbles Darlene"
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Postby ygmir » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:57 am

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:28 am

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:
Isotopia wrote:Best Rumor: That many long timers within the DPW are being purged this summer.

Wait, Stalin was a Mountie?
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Eric » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:25 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Roberto Dobbisano wrote:
Isotopia wrote:Best Rumor: That many long timers within the DPW are being purged this summer.

Wait, Stalin was a Mountie?


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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:03 am

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Eric » Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:43 pm



"Finally, six months after the raid on Tebeau's property, they accused him of "maintaining a drug involved premises" — a violation originally intended to punish landlords who lease houses to crack dealers." (emphasis mine)

Larry doesn't own the land, so they can't get him on the same charges. They probably could use that statute, however, go after the Federal Gov't, the Gov'ts of Washoe & Pershing Counties & the State of Nevada, all of whom "own" or have jurisdiction over the land where BMan takes place. That would be fun to watch.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:11 pm

for that matter they should go after John Ascuaga at the golden "Nugget"...



i hear you can get nickel bags at the buffet.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby knowmad » Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:31 pm

ygmir wrote:there's scuttlebut related to a re-appearance of a certain German crew and their underground power generation device, to try again, now that their "leader" is out of prison. could radio towers and underground passive power generation be linked?

fuck I've gota start checking this thread before I make project donations.

But the Rumor I heard was the real reason SOP never goes naked on the playa is there's another set of some very controversial names Tattooed down there.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Zhust » Mon Jun 17, 2013 3:38 pm

knowmad wrote:But the Rumor I heard was the real reason SOP never goes naked on the playa is there's another set of some very controversial names Tattooed down there.


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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:11 pm

yes my ass is tattooed.

no,

no one has come up with the $28,800 usd to tattoo my schvanz yet.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby AntiM » Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:14 pm

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:15 pm

dude, some of these assholes have money.


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there are not enough painkillers in the world to make that all right.



balls are not really an option either.


i suggest you raise the price to $288,800 considering all that money you owe the IRS....


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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:18 pm

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:51 pm

Undie-a-gogo?
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:28 pm

God finally got a ticket. He's pretty excited as you can imagine.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:16 pm

No more phoning it in...
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Savannah » Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:25 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:God finally got a ticket. He's pretty excited as you can imagine.


Oh, GREAT. God always looks at me with big puppy eyes, and is all like . . . "Can I have one of your iced coffees? Pleeease. I don't wanna bike all the way to Center Camp. It takes me seven seconds."

Then he causes an 8-hour whiteout.

And it's like, YouDammit.
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