Paradise Motel - Queers and Geeks return with Snow Cones!

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Paradise Motel - Queers and Geeks return with Snow Cones!

Postby Dr Dilemma » Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:36 am

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Deep in the jungles of some forgotten island you will find the Paradise Motel, long abandoned by the US military after performing … experiments. Horrible, horrible, experiments. Which left the island inhabited by poor mutated creatures (and one mad scientist). The natives still serve the GI's favorite snow cones and play their oddly rhythmic music in hopes they will return some day. Beware the mutant creatures that lurk within, but perhaps you'll pity a poor creature and take it home with you. Look for the palm trees, flamingoes and Paradise Motel sign for snowcones every afternoon.

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Yes, Paradise Motel will return this year to serve up more snow cones and a return of our beloved Mutant Animals! As you can see from the blurb, we've come up with a convoluted back story for them to fit into this year's theme that I doubt anyone will actually get …. but who cares, mutant animals are freekin adorable!

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Our camp is mostly queer but have a few breeders in the bunch. We are doing a meal plan this year with our cooks Patrick and Kate. They work at fancy restaurants, but somehow only got one star from some tire company guide book. Membership this year is semi-closed. Meaning folks need to be sponsored by a current camp member, hung out at our camp previous years and/or come to one of our camp events before the burn. We will have one more Mutant Animal party in SF and LA before the burn and of course work parties. Yes, you CAN sleep your way into the camp, but helping with projects is preferred. More details HERE.

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If you'd like to find out more, go to our camps wiki http://desertparadise.org/ and take a look!

Here are more pics from 2012:
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and 2011:
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and 2010
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Re: Paradise Motel - Queers and Geeks return with Snow Cones

Postby maryanimal » Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:28 am

your camp looks so cool! I will definitely plan to visit you this year! plus I'm definitely a lover of flamingos!
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Re: Paradise Motel - Queers and Geeks return with Snow Cones

Postby Dr Dilemma » Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:17 am

Paradise Motel has been placed!

7:45 and GDP

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Re: Paradise Motel - Queers and Geeks return with Snow Cones

Postby Eric » Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:22 pm

I know a chunk of your SF crew, yet somehow I've never made it to the Motel. I really need to try harder this year.
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Re: Paradise Motel - Queers and Geeks return with Snow Cones

Postby Dr Dilemma » Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:12 pm

Eric wrote:I know a chunk of your SF crew, yet somehow I've never made it to the Motel. I really need to try harder this year.


Hey you should! We've replaced the USS Nancy Reagan with a newer pink RV, the USS Barbara Bush!

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Re: Paradise Motel - Queers and Geeks return with Snow Cones

Postby atinydream » Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:31 am

Hi Paradise Moteliens! I think I'm going to be camping near you (or maybe with you? Eric said ya'll reserved some space for us!) with a huge group of SF boys. I'm so excited to meet you!

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Re: Paradise Motel - Queers and Geeks return with Snow Cones

Postby 9ah » Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:58 am

Show your junk, skip the line. :lol:
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Re: Paradise Motel - Queers and Geeks return with Snow Cones

Postby Dr Dilemma » Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:51 pm

9ah wrote:Show your junk, skip the line. :lol:


lordy, is our debauchery that infamous now? It still astounds me how many str8 guys will show their junk to a bunch of gay guys just to get a snow cone sooner!
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Re: Paradise Motel - Queers and Geeks return with Snow Cones

Postby Eric » Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:06 pm

KestrelSF wrote:
9ah wrote:Show your junk, skip the line. :lol:


lordy, is our debauchery that infamous now? It still astounds me how many str8 guys will show their junk to a bunch of gay guys just to get a snow cone sooner!


Doesn't shock me at all - when I was bartending I would ask them for a kiss before serving them, & ended up with some amazingly passionate ones. We like to just call them playasexual.
I probably shouldn't go into the time a guy ended up accidentally breaking my rib after spending 5 hours with me after the kiss... apparently he liked it...*heh*
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Re: Paradise Motel - Queers and Geeks return with Snow Cones

Postby 9ah » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:42 am

It's the best way to separate the boys from the men KestrelSF. Can we get some girls working the snow cones this year?

Eric - You sly dog!

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Re: Paradise Motel - Queers and Geeks return with Snow Cones

Postby Dr Dilemma » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:39 pm

9ah wrote:It's the best way to separate the boys from the men KestrelSF. Can we get some girls working the snow cones this year?

Eric - You sly dog!

:mrgreen:


We have some str8 couples coming up with us this year. Tell ya what, you get the girlfriends to run off with you ....
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Re: Paradise Motel - Queers and Geeks return with Snow Cones

Postby 9ah » Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:41 pm

:mrgreen: win!!!
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Re: Paradise Motel - Queers and Geeks return with Snow Cones

Postby kiss-o-matic » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:56 am

Close to wear I'm supposed to be. I'll get my queerest garb and go deep throat a snow cone w/ you guys.
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