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Postby lemur » Fri May 31, 2013 7:40 pm

"I AM A CERTIFIED MASSAGE THERAPIST."

.......no, of course i didnt bring my certificate with me.
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Postby lucky420 » Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:03 am

Hey yeah me and my buddies just have so much to do and see out on the playa. I don't think we'll be able to feed ourselves. So we're looking for a mom, I mean a camp with a kitchen
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Postby lemur » Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:45 am

I WILL BE HAVING SO MUCH FUN THAT I WONT EVEN HAVE TIME TO WIPE MY ASS...

I HEARD SOMEONE OFFERS THIS SERVICE...................

CAN SOME PERSON POINT ME TO THE THREAD?
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Postby knowmad » Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:41 pm

been burning for Ten years and you don't know what a Regional is?
ok I'm gonna be blunt and say
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Postby MyDearFriend » Tue Jun 04, 2013 4:13 pm

graidawg wrote:... and some of those friends i would get someone else to walk over hot coals for, That is how much i love them.


Dude I really hope I am one of those friends you would get someone else to walk over hot coals for because I also suspect I am the person you would get.
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Postby knowmad » Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:43 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:
graidawg wrote:... and some of those friends i would get someone else to walk over hot coals for, That is how much i love them.


Dude I really hope I am one of those friends you would get someone else to walk over hot coals for because I also suspect I am the person you would get.

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Postby AntiM » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:40 am

FB burners need a page two. Or three. Whatta buncha maroons!

I prefer my fuckos eplayafied, thanks.
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Postby knowmad » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:44 am

AntiM wrote:FB burners need a page two. Or three. Whatta buncha maroons!

I prefer my fuckos eplayafied, thanks.

FB Burners are horrid.
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Postby AntiM » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:49 am

Nothing specific, just the general flavor of the place.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:19 am

i went on a rampage one day and the mods sent me a warning....

"play nice"




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Postby AntiM » Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:52 am

We have a better class of moderators here.
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Postby ygmir » Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:06 am

no, I don't go on the FB burner pages, save for my dept.'s page.
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Postby AntiM » Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:07 am

I'm thinking of skipping them entirely.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:34 am

i believe the key word for this years upcoming crop of sucke, i mean virgins, based on the FB page only would be DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
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Postby lemur » Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:35 am

the seas are rising!!! and the people living in the lowlands will drown!!!!!
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Postby H.G.Crosby » Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:36 am

i think it might be time to start a "The Stupid Fucking Shit i have Read on Burning Man's Facebook Page" thread
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:40 am

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby lucky420 » Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:07 am

and who the hell is this motis/Otis/plem dude that a lot of people seem to dislike?


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Postby MikeGyver » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:36 pm

I'm with Yggy, I don't even have that page liked anymore. Way too many idiots.
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Postby knowmad » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:47 pm

H.G.Crosby wrote:i think it might be time to start a "The Stupid Fucking Shit i have Read on Burning Man's Facebook Page" thread

or start a page two Facebook page.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Elorrum » Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:03 pm

riffing off Lucky..
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby MyDearFriend » Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:43 am

Elorrum wrote:riffing off Lucky..
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahah...

Yes. Exactly. And I woke everyone up, here, laughing. 8)
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Postby International Incident » Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:38 am

The lack of humour, irony and common sense on FB is quite astonishing. Fuck em. :roll:
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby lemur » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:56 am

BURNING MAN: AMERICAN (but not canadian or south american.. or south of the american border-ican)
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:02 am

pick a race card, ANY race card....




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Postby lemur » Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:53 pm

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Postby lemur » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:05 pm

i love burning man so much that i will volunteer to wipe larrys ass.
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Postby FIGJAM » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:46 pm

There's already to many asswipes on the playa.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jun 11, 2013 4:45 pm

I thought going rouge was strictly for palenites.
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Postby Oldguy » Tue Jun 11, 2013 6:44 pm

Rogue? or Rouge? or Roeg?

Or am I being Palinozoic?
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