I was walking down the 3:00 with Drawing a Blank, MDF and Simon and it was really windy, but not a lot of Playa dust. There were a lot of people dressed like fish for some reason. We were on our Way to the Airport, Simon was worried that the planes would be grounded. either on account of the wind or because of the fish people? When we got to the Airport one of the fish people came up to us and gave us a hug and told us, "I can't even begin to explain how awesome that place is! I wanted to stay another day!" he gives us each a necklace and smiles and waves and walks off with more fish people. A plane lands as we walk into the Airport Shade Structure. A large crowd of fish people are getting off the plane and we start walking towards the Plane along with others. The fish people are giving their necklaces to some of the people in our crowd. We Board the plane, it is a large PanAm Amphibious Plane. We take our seats and enjoy the Air conditioning, the plane fills up a fish person comes by with Drinks and tells us the flight will only be about a half hour. for some reason my drink is a virgin BloodyMarry, Simon is sipping Scotch, MDF has a margarita with pink Himalayan Salt on the rim. and true to Form DB politely refuses a drink while showing the Stewardess his 1/2 case of PBR's. The Stewardess looks a bit sad and tells him that he can't bring that with and she will check it into his "Leave behind" she returns with a Ice cold PBR and DB looks kinda puzzled and says "Did she just re-appropriate my beer?" but after he took a sip he exclaims in his wonderful bewilder voice "OMG, This tastes so much better than my beer!?!" I'm thinking of asking why my Bloodymarry has no vodka in it but we are in the Air, Simon points out BRC we are really excited and pointing at things one of which is an enormous structure off of the 10:00 side , Simon tells me it's District, "they went with a District 9 theme Agian this year. and rolls his eyes. the plane banks around the City and heads toward Reno. Everyone is talking excited about something but I'm not paying attention, I'm looking at my unhappy hour cock tail, thinking "Did she not give me booze because I'm Indian?" Simon Snaps me out of it by Asking me "It's on lake Tahoe? isn't it?" I look at him and I'm confused? "how should I know?" my annoyance because of my drink is reflected in my tone of voice. Simon tells me not to be a "Bitch about it!" and I feel bad. We Approach Lake Tahoe and Floating in the Center is an enormous raft of Barges and Boats. The larger Barges have Sand on them, And large Domes. there are Water slides and Yigmir (pointed out to me by MDF) and his water cannon shooting into the sky.
Holly shit it's like a floating mini BRC! The dream kinda gets fractured here but the impression I get is
Some Rich billionaire supplied the Barges and the Sea Planes, everyone in BRC can go out here for one day as long as they agree to become a fish-person (?) there is water ski boats, sea-doo, and the only drivers are Indians both Feather and Dot Indians (Wo..sh explains to me why we can't drink, We're drivers. And I found out she was the one flying the plane)
I woke up with one thought in my Mind. "That Was Fucking Awesome!"
Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri