unjonharley wrote:Planet of the Ape will be so yesterday.. It will be Planet of the CAT at the rate they taking over the world.. Grandfathers cat has now figured out jumping on the door handle opens the door..The big boy cat lives on the porch.. The girl cat opens the door so he can come in for breakfast.. My garage kitty serves as a greeter at the kitty cafe.. Cats come form all over the place to have bite and hang out.. Maybe I should serve coffee too.. We are only open in the day lite.. So some are lined up when we open..
theCryptofishist wrote:I know how Sid feels.
But, can a cat consent to being pushed across the floor?
Kitty Café Menu
Kibble . . . . . . . . 3 cents
Houseplant . . . . . 5 cents
Live Mouse . . . . 10 cents
Dead Mouse . . . . 5 cents
Deadmau5 . . . . $50.00 (General Admission)
Catnip Tea . . . . 5 cents
If you appear intoxicated, we cannot serve you.
We card all cats under the age of three.
Don't forget to knead your server!
International Incident wrote:
Stealing this for my FB page... just gorgeous
Ugly Dougly wrote:Now, folks, when we say "surreal", that is what we are talking about.
Dr. Pyro wrote:Diesel is a pretty good name for a cat.
Turtleburp wrote:Neighbours cat turned into a big dreadlock.
We went away for a couple of weeks and did not see him for another week - fearing the worst until...
Still has a bite like a bear trap though
BeeWeeDee wrote:I took it as one of life's lessons never ever date or become involved with someone that is the head of the Human Resources Dept.
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