The Bar, Volume #4

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby magicmarty » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:58 am

Mazel Tov!!! Good luck with the new bus!!!
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby knowmad » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:50 pm

Good morning Everybody!
Let's have Sex! :oops: ooops! :oops: I mean Coffee!
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:28 pm

I want to join this "springtime" of sleeping late and having sex. Where do I sign up?
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Elorrum » Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:04 pm

well, I don't know, a good cup of coffee....
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:37 pm

Yea, who isn't confused between coffee and sex? I mean they're practically the same thing, right?








Oh and... :coffee:
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:00 pm

Coffee is the surest way to propagate the human race.

Absinthe is the second.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby magicmarty » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:54 pm

I sense that I am entering an area of some confusion here. He he! We need to talk. Remind me at the MnG or just come by our camp and I will be happy to sort things out for you of the calamitous confusion. :oops: :lol: :roll: :arrow: :coffee: :shock:

LF, you know the difference. No??
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby tattoogoddess » Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:53 pm

I can't drink so some one hand me an oj.mi want to go back homeeeeee already! :twisted:

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby AntiM » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:00 am

:coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

Time to go uncover the pansies.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Turtleburp » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:08 am

magicmarty wrote:I sense that I am entering an area of some confusion here. He he! We need to talk. Remind me at the MnG or just come by our camp and I will be happy to sort things out for you of the calamitous confusion. :oops: :lol: :roll: :arrow: :coffee: :shock:

LF, you know the difference. No??
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:05 am

* comes prancing up on war rabbit, steps off (letting rabbit "free range" for food and drink), walks in through swinging bar doors, throws horned helmet on wall mounted unicorn, sticks war ax in wall beam and pours CCC*

Hi gang! ah uncovering your............(re-reads) oh, pansies. Well, it'll still be pretty, I'm sure, AntiM.

*plods across to corner boot in boots and bike shorts made of bear fur*


Hi turtleburp!!

That Marty! always the giver, willing to help gals with romantic confusion and physical discomforts.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby MyDearFriend » Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:21 am

ygmir wrote:* comes prancing up on war rabbit, steps off (letting rabbit "free range" for food and drink), walks in through swinging bar doors, throws horned helmet on wall mounted unicorn, sticks war ax in wall beam and pours CCC*

Hi gang! ah uncovering your............(re-reads) oh, pansies. Well, it'll still be pretty, I'm sure, AntiM.

*plods across to corner boot in boots and bike shorts made of bear fur*


Hi turtleburp!!

That Marty! always the giver, willing to help gals with romantic confusion and physical discomforts.
What a guy!!


Marty is actually quite excellent at this. 8) 8) 8)

Yggy, the mental picture of you in boots and bear-fur shorts is worth :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

GOOD morning!

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby magicmarty » Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:07 am

Aw shucks! Morning, kiddies! I can hear Wagners' Charge of the Valkyries as you came prancing in, YG. MDF has it right, it is a :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :mrgreen: vision!

(((LF)))
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby CaffeineGirl » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:22 am

Espresso dude and I are having breakfast at Brunos. 43 degrees and windy. Sending this courtesy of Bruno's wifi.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Elliot » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:29 am

*thunder of camel hooves outside. Elliot strolls in all covered in mud and sawdust*

Just stopping by. Pardon the camels -- and the zebras, and the yak oxen, and the Gabbon (sp?) apes, and the red fox about to have puppies, and so forth. Oh, and the six-foot alligator in the basement of the old farm house. Just helping my brother get the zoo ready for the season. Borrowing some sort of tiny pooter for a moment. Gotta go back out and continue chopping thru frozen ground to drain snow-melt from... everywhere around here. Nearest town on a map: Hamar, Norway. Close to the Lillehammer Winter Olympic site. Website for the zoo is being created in the next room.

Back 7 May, if the ill-tempered 9-foot bird doesn't get me first. I cannot even think of its name in English -- giant flightless bird with long neck, kicks like a mule. Called "struts" here.

Had a bunch of tiny Marmoset monkeys climbing all over me yesterday.

Wild mix of Norwegian Danish and Swedish spoken here, so I don't know a word of English at the moment.

Gotta go reinstall the seat on a tractor backhoe attachment -- the silly thing broke and the local blacksmith fixed it up stronger than new.

*camel leaves, Elliot hanging on for dear life*
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby maryanimal » Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:14 am

Afternoon everyone! Yggy, your wisteria looks so lovely! I'm looking forward to the lilacs blooming this year! And I'm loving the ST vehicle!
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Elliot » Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:15 am

...Ostrich, I guess. Oh, and I found a large egg -- about 6 or 7 inches -- in an out-of-the-way place yesterday. So I suppose either an ostrich or a (slightly) smaller bird (emu?) ran lose at some point. I'm told that sort of thing is not unusual. All right, back May 7.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby burner von braun » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:07 pm

*waves to Elliot from corner booth*

*pours a beer, settles back, opens newspaper half expecting to read a news story from Norway about zoo animals escaping in makeshift kinetic vehicles*
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby MikeGyver » Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:38 pm

Oh the memories, back when I lived in Texas my moms friend had an ostrich ranch. Those things are assholes, I tried to ride one once but I could never stay on once it started moving.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby knowmad » Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:38 pm

when I was a child I got kicked in the Face by an ostrich at the petting Zoo. Fuck Big Bird!
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby trilobyte » Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:52 pm

I was thinking the same thing, Marty! Well, a slight variation on Wagner…

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby PhoenixFemmeFatale » Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:54 pm

Ostrich eyes are creepy :shock:
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Elorrum » Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:19 pm

Wide the rabbit. Wide the rabbit!
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby knowmad » Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:59 pm

Elorrum wrote:Wide the rabbit. Wide the rabbit!

I'm partial you your Version Elorim (no offence Trillo; Id rather be ridden than Killed)
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:48 pm

is the egg blue, Elliot?

here ya go, knowmad........thinking of ya.

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby knowmad » Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:43 pm

awww! thanks.
Today was ok. just OK. So Snuggles in the Neb and a bit o sugglebunny.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:27 am

*wanders in, makes CCCP*

dang this concrete work is getting hard on me.....We started a job yesterday, where the family took the "low bid" two years ago and the curbing (around a family plot in the cemetery) is falling apart, so they had the guy come back and tear it out, and hired me to do it, again, but "right". But working in someone else's mess is frustrating, along with having to pour by wheelbarrow, since you can't take a big concrete truck into the cemetery. I'll be doing the plaster coat today, and probably need traction by tonight, all the bending necessary to do the sides of the walls.
I guess I shoulda paid attention in yoga.........haha

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby lucky420 » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:36 am

Have a good day Yggy. Enjoy a long hot shower this evening to help work out the kinks... :coffee:
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby AntiM » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:43 am

:coffee: :coffee: :coffee:
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:45 am

lucky420 wrote:Have a good day Yggy. Enjoy a long hot shower this evening to help work out the kinks... :coffee:



I gotta build a hot tub..................
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