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Post by Foxfur » Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:47 am

My toe hurts because something deep inside me thinks whacking it on furniture is a good idea.
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Post by ygmir » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:33 am

my head hurts, because I've been chasing parked cars.
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Post by knowmad » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:22 am

My falciform ligament is sore because I lie too much.
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Post by mudpuppy000 » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:48 am

My jaw hurts because I had all four wisdom teeth yanked. :P
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Post by Sham » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:09 am

My head hurts from watching this video!

Pat Robertson discussing the virtues of Burning Man. 8)
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Post by unjonharley » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:53 am

Best video EVER, If you turn the sound off
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Post by knowmad » Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:54 pm

Shambala wrote:My head hurts from watching this video!

Pat Robertson discussing the virtues of Burning Man. 8)
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Yay! we should invite them back.
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Post by maryanimal » Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:09 pm

my eyes hurts because I saw something I shouldn't have.
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
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Post by illy dilly » Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:05 am

My brain hurts from trying to think of something really witty to say. :(
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Post by lucky420 » Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:45 pm

my sides hurt because i was laughing to hard to long
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Post by clocksnmirrors » Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:25 pm

my feet hurt because i've been schlepping around all day
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:29 pm

My mirror hurts because a clock fell on it
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Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:07 pm

My arm hurts because I found a whole new way to injure myself.
To wit: I leaned into my joystick while stripping the bed and got my arm trapped between the bed and the chair. I finally had to turn the chair away from the bed and slide my arm out after the rotation...
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Post by lucky420 » Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:27 pm

My eyes hurt because I've been staring at people without their permission
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Post by knowmad » Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:14 am

My sense of reason hurts because I hang out here too much. :P
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Post by MacGlenver » Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:57 am

My legs hurt because i built a monkey hut yesterday....... yeah, i cant figure it out either....
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Post by TT120 » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:09 am

My wallet hurts because I'm going to BM2013.
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Post by clocksnmirrors » Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:39 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:My mirror hurts because a clock fell on it

my belly hurts because Captain Goddammit made me laugh!
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Post by maryanimal » Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:26 am

my nose still hurts because of the face plant on the lawn this weekend.
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
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Post by unjonharley » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:05 pm

maryanimal wrote:my nose still hurts because of the face plant on the lawn this weekend.
That is why I wear two cane..
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Post by knowmad » Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:41 pm

my trust hurts because of a friends poor choice.
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Post by tatonka » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:54 pm

my octopuss hurts cause it got torn in half by a naked girl
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Post by ygmir » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:59 pm

tatonka wrote:my octopuss hurts cause it got torn in half by a naked girl

there's gotta be an episiotomy joke in there somewhere.............
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Post by Thecatman » Mon Apr 29, 2013 3:02 pm

my right thumb still hurts from jamming it two months ago at work
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Post by Oldguy » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:12 pm

My Left pinky-toe hurts because I ripped the toenail off, by rolling over it with my office chair, today. I was going barefoot because it was freaking ( 94 F = 34.444 C ) hot today... :(
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Post by Gonzo Frothwood » Mon May 06, 2013 6:34 pm

My thing-deal hurts because I stepped on my whatchamacallit. see that, don't do that
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Post by unjonharley » Tue May 07, 2013 1:53 pm

in the garden with no shirt on.......................
my nips hurt because my bracers pull the hair near them.
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Re: My (xxx) hurts because (xxx)

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon May 20, 2013 8:02 pm

My soul hurts because this is awful in ways beyond description...
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Post by clocksnmirrors » Mon May 20, 2013 8:32 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:My soul hurts because this is awful in ways beyond description...
i made it to 1:12 and had to stop the video
but it did make me laugh
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon May 20, 2013 8:34 pm

Had she even started singing yet?
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