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Postby lucky420 » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:38 pm

snicker snicker
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:19 am

10 bucks says they're divorced by the time they get back to Reno.
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Postby AntiM » Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:26 am

Two words: flash mob.

Or is that "drone strike"?
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Postby Elorrum » Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:43 am

Did I miss the note that said, "RSVP on eplaya if you plan to attend Burning Man?"
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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:21 pm

I think there was a big message that said "Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeft Us", too.
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Postby tamarakay » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:23 pm

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Postby Drawingablank » Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:26 pm

Seems like someone who identifies themselves as BM IT Ops might know better than to cross post 4 times.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:51 pm

Exactly what I was thinking...
What's really creepy, is that there are actually 6 posts she's make, but her post count is 3...
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Postby lemur » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:55 pm

WANTED: SOMEONE TO FILL OUT PAPERWORK.
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Postby Mojojita » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:10 pm

Thanks so much for how politely you said that everyone in California is rude, Dick.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:55 pm

yes, evidently, california is Oregon's New Jersey...
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Postby Elorrum » Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:34 pm

uh oh, I'm feeling my natal state's attitude coming on. Sign up just to say people from California are rude? oh no no wait... the rudest on the planet? unbelievable. Have a blessed enema.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:03 pm

What gets me is that there were several actually polite responses. Get a life...
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:59 am

I don't care how long you've had that around your wrist, hippie, and Burningman doesn't have wristbands*, asshole.


*Except for early entry. If you don't know that burningman doesn't have wristbands, then you aren't going to get early entry, twit.
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Postby Mojojita » Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:47 pm

How many women it has touched? **shudder** - he needs to dunk his arm in a vat of penicillin.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:25 pm

if i told you i have been wearing the same thong for two years straight because that was the last time i got laid would you think it was pathetic, sad or german?






the correct answer is german.
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:16 am

i wonder if it's necessary to fold a ticket before shoving it up ones ass or whether it will go up there uncreased.
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Postby ygmir » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:50 am

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:i wonder if it's necessary to fold a ticket before shoving it up ones ass or whether it will go up there uncreased.


rolled, it can be used for velching..........
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:27 pm

dude, read the back of the fucking ticket..... "NO DJ'S"

all current DJs have been grandfathered in, and no more are allowed, so i guess you are shit out of luck.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby lemur » Wed May 01, 2013 12:52 pm

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Postby 48_love » Wed May 01, 2013 1:51 pm

the rulez ... all the rulez. ur not following the rulez, lol.
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Postby lemur » Wed May 01, 2013 1:57 pm

IS THAT ART REGISTERED, KID ? AND INSPECTED, KID ? wheres your laminate? did you talk to FAST?! ..hold on, im gonna have to get on the radio here *pretentious radio babble*


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Postby illy dilly » Wed May 01, 2013 2:12 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:dude, read the back of the fucking ticket..... "NO DJ'S"

all current DJs have been grandfathered in, and no more are allowed, so i guess you are shit out of luck.

But, But, what if at 3:30 am I discover for the first time that I AM A DJ! AND I'm gods gift to your ears? Then will I be grandfathered in for next year? Will the Playa Police come instantly remove me from the decks I'm totally tearing up and soothing your tired ears with?
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Postby 171/348 » Wed May 01, 2013 2:23 pm

The playa police, they live inside of my head.
The playa police, they come to me in my bed.
The playa police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.


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Postby Savannah » Wed May 01, 2013 3:02 pm

illy dilly wrote:
Roberto Dobbisano wrote:dude, read the back of the fucking ticket..... "NO DJ'S"

all current DJs have been grandfathered in, and no more are allowed, so i guess you are shit out of luck.

But, But, what if at 3:30 am I discover for the first time that I AM A DJ! AND I'm gods gift to your ears? Then will I be grandfathered in for next year? Will the Playa Police come instantly remove me from the decks I'm totally tearing up and soothing your tired ears with?


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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby tamarakay » Thu May 02, 2013 8:17 am

Dude get a life.
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Postby lemur » Thu May 02, 2013 9:04 am

THIS IS MY LIFE.

NOT EVERYONE CAN BURN FOR JUST 1 WEEK A YEAR.. SOME OF US HAVE TO DO IT YEAR ROUND.
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