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Re: The person below me

Postby clocksnmirrors » Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:03 am

hahaaaa

i know i know! the weather got cold so i took a break. but i'm taking up the gauntlet again. stay tuned....

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Re: The person below me

Postby TomServo » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:17 am

Not at all! I work 3rd shift
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Re: The person below me

Postby clocksnmirrors » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:00 pm

ok. since you brought it up...

this one time at a place i used to work, i walked into one of the office areas and smelled the garlicky goodness of shrimp scampi. i loudly proclaimed how delicious the aroma was





only to find out that tim had just burped his lunch moments before i entered. yes. i was savoring the aroma of used scampi.

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Re: The person below me

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:23 pm

No.
TPBM spent too much time this afternoon thinking about Gutenburg's wine press.
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Re: The person below me

Postby knowmad » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:56 am

no my Random Day Obsession was wrestling with the Epistemological debate over whether or not a self aware computer could officiate a gay wedding or would civilization implode?

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Re: The person below me

Postby lemur » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:18 pm

i dont believe lemurs are yet capable of solving such complex mental challenges.

but i will try

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Re: The person below me

Postby clocksnmirrors » Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:57 pm

it rained all day yesterday so today's sunshine was very welcome

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Re: The person below me

Postby knowmad » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:50 pm

OH!, that's like a Serious for me. My one and only flip-out-food-rant is how much I HATE Fast Food!
That and giving vegetarians a hard time. yeah, I get a little Food Nazi.

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Re: The person below me

Postby TomServo » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:01 pm

Porno name: Dick Trickle
Greek name: Testicl(ee)s
Indian name: Scrotum pole

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Re: The person below me

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:43 pm

Never drank enough to develope games.
TPBM just thought "amateur."
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Re: The person below me

Postby ygmir » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:49 pm

no, I thought "armadillo"

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Re: The person below me

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:57 pm

I'm kinda amazed that no one thinks she's a fraud.
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Re: The person below me

Postby TomServo » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:57 pm

No, I learned to drive by getting behind the wheel.

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Re: The person below me

Postby clocksnmirrors » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:29 pm

almost. that should actually say "tpbm hears the sound of bagpipes and cringes"

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Re: The person below me

Postby knowmad » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:45 pm

nah then some one would die.

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Re: The person below me

Postby Elorrum » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:01 pm

[media]

I guess that's the standard 911 from that area.

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Re: The person below me

Postby clocksnmirrors » Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:42 pm

back in the day yes. now not so much

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Re: The person below me

Postby Captain Goddammit » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:17 pm

Ironically, yes.
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Re: The person below me

Postby ranger magnum » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:29 pm

I thought i did, but now i need an mri..

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Re: The person below me

Postby clocksnmirrors » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:31 pm

no... but i know how to fright a liar with a steel bat and 9 voles


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Re: The person below me

Postby FIGJAM » Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:07 pm

Puleassssssse!!!!

Give me 1/2 hour to pack and I'm ready to buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!


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Re: The person below me

Postby Savannah » Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:02 pm

Nah, we're all so different. The fastest I've ever prepped for the Burn was in 3 weeks. Could I have done it faster? Maybe. 30 minutes? Never. I take 30 minutes just to get ready for bed. :lol:

The person below me spends so much of their Burn near-naked that their clothes packing takes 10 minutes.
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Re: The person below me

Postby Eric » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:08 am

I spend $60-$100 on dry-cleaning outfits before I head to the Burn, naked is not a lifestyle I choose to be part of (publicly)


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Re: The person below me

Postby lucky420 » Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:18 pm

yes please. I need some nice calm, no problems, even-keeled time

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Re: The person below me

Postby gaminwench » Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:36 pm

Oh, yes... the storms on the Great Plains during my childhood were spine-tingling, eardrum smashing wonderments of nature!

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Re: The person below me

Postby clocksnmirrors » Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:53 pm

lightning only bothers me when it's screwing up my electronics

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Re: The person below me

Postby Eric » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:53 pm

Nope - 1970s smiley-face cookie jar for the pennies, 70s smiley-face coffee cups for quarters, dimes, nickles (1 cup ea)


tpbm really would like someone in their life to stop being an idiot.
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Re: The person below me

Postby clocksnmirrors » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:20 pm

after i stopped chuckling i realized i would like EVERYBODY in the world to stop being idiots!


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Re: The person below me

Postby Savannah » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:40 pm

Owwwwwwww . . . I don't even like to THINK about it. How can you, Clocks?? :lol:

The person below me can't watch a certain movie ever again . . .
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Re: The person below me

Postby clocksnmirrors » Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:58 pm

oh
muh
gah!

have you ever seen "it's my party"? it's about this guy dying of aids who has a party during which he takes a lethal dose surrounded by family and friends

i've never cried so hard at a movie. i'll never ever watch that again


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