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Postby Sic Pup » Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:01 am

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:18 am

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Postby clocksnmirrors » Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:23 am

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Postby BBadger » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:24 pm

HAAAAAAALPPPP!!!!! FIRST TIMER NEEDS HELP WITH SPOOOONFEEDING!!!!!
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Postby lemur » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:09 am

HALLLP
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:39 am

yeah.

go fuck yourself, honey....
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Postby Savannah » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:24 am

:lol:
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby clocksnmirrors » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:34 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Seriously, you fuck this up and you will be buried in the desert without a stone to locate you, in soil so caustic your body will be gone in 5 years. And fucking this up could be as simple as bringing the wrong protein bar. You Are So Fucking Doomed...


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Postby lucky420 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:16 pm

Hey I'm new here and cant wait to get to the playa. Have kown about it for years and have been dreaming of attending for years too.

Now please tell me where to; buy a ticket, park my car,find daft punk and what to: eat, sleep in, and wear and if it's; hot, cold, dusty or crowded.

Oh and I've read everything on burningman.com too

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Postby mgb327 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:43 pm

lucky420 wrote:Hey I'm new here and cant wait to get to the playa. Have kown about it for years and have been dreaming of attending for years too.

Now please tell me where to; buy a ticket, park my car,find daft punk and what to: eat, sleep in, and wear and if it's; hot, cold, dusty or crowded.

Oh and I've read everything on burningman.com too

much thanks, love, namaste and mahalo

Buy your ticket on the stub. They run only about a grand, plenty there. Park in "G" lot, easier to catch the bus to Center Camp. Daft Punk plays usually around 2-3AM in Center Camp, next to Sbarro. Eat? Just cruise the food court. Sleep in? Anyones' tent. Street clothes are the ferschnizzle. No dust this year, no need for masks or any of that stuff.
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Postby Elorrum » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:13 pm

lucky420 wrote:Hey I'm new here and cant wait to get to the playa. Have kown about it for years and have been dreaming of attending for years too.

Now please tell me where to; buy a ticket, park my car,find daft punk and what to: eat, sleep in, and wear and if it's; hot, cold, dusty or crowded.

Oh and I've read everything on burningman.com too

much thanks, love, namaste and mahalo


Lucky, it's getting scary clueless, don't you think?

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Postby lemur » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:40 pm

that baby is gonna pop right out on burn night.
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Postby lemur » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:43 pm

someone will step on it.



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Postby Celery (Jamey) » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:50 pm

Daft Punk is playing at my camp
At my camp
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Postby BBadger » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:21 pm

lemur wrote:"OH SORRY BRO, i stepped on your reborn doll"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reborn_doll

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Postby clocksnmirrors » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:26 pm

BBadger wrote:Yeeeeeech!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby SaritaSyrah » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:32 pm

This is my favorite thread ever.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:29 pm

clocksnmirrors wrote:
BBadger wrote:Yeeeeeech!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Whatever you do, do not google "unborn angel".
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Postby clocksnmirrors » Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:49 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Whatever you do, do not google "unborn angel".


well i did it.... and i found lots of things that made me roll my eyes
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Postby knowmad » Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:58 pm

I'm supposed to care. I kinda like the Idea that I am sympathetic, be even better if people around me thought I cared. but I don't. Want a shoulder to cry on go find grumpy cat.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby BBadger » Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:10 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
clocksnmirrors wrote:
BBadger wrote:Yeeeeeech!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Whatever you do, do not google "unborn angel".


Okay, I had to take the bait....

Argh!!

I was fortunate enough to not find any doggerel dedicated to "prom-night abortion babies" though..
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:57 pm

Snark on SNARK!
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:03 pm

Just having a little fun.
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Postby clocksnmirrors » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:48 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Just having a little fun.


nicely done
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Postby tamarakay » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:20 am

Oh good grief, why come on here and ask advice and then tell us all how wrong we are? If you want to do it just freaking DO IT. Leave us out of your brain masturbation.
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:22 am

and while you're at it take that cone and stick it up your ass, honey.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby H.G.Crosby » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:23 am

wait...is it a Pink Cone?
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:24 am

H.G.Crosby wrote:wait...is it a Pink Cone?


not if she sticks it in her ass it isnt.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby BBadger » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:15 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:
H.G.Crosby wrote:wait...is it a Pink Cone?


not if she sticks it in her ass it isnt.


Hmm... Neapolitan mix.
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