But... But... But... hey, nice butt. No, wait, I mean, Nice Butt! No, wait, I meant to say it's my first day on the intertubes and all these cats are messing with my allergies and um where can I buy a theme camp with lots a water because I can't see walking around in all that dust without taking at least two or three showers a day and do they have to play that fucking music all night? At least they have kid town so I can kick the little bastards off the art car when we drive by and go have adult fun while they do whatever kids do there until someone drops them back off at camp for dinner. Oh, and before I forget, I am making feather headdresses to sell on a the playa, I'm going to hang a big advertisement on the side of my rented RV so I'll be easy to find, bring lots of cash, I need to fund my ride home! Im hoping to set up shop right next to middle camp. And of course, I'm looking to buy some good drugs while I'm there and have lots of sex with random people out on the palya. Woo Hoo Firedude!!
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
~ Albert Einstein