I hope it turns out to be:
"Well, I read the survival guide and saw that Dogs aren't allowed- but my old Labrador is a really good dog. He never barks and likes everyone. I take him camping everywhere. I assumed that rule was to keep mean nasty dogs out! Like pit bulls, rottweilers, and chows. So, I told Sparky to hide in the RV Shower stall. But as soon as the gate checker walked in the RV, Sparky jumped out and licked his face."
"I forgot take my Glock and holster off my belt and hide it before getting out of my vehicle at Gate."
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave