Where the fuck does this go?

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:37 am

I'm sure the Norns also have accurate information.
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby knowmad » Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:39 am

ygmir wrote:ask the Gorn.

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby FIGJAM » Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:53 am

Gorn fishing!
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby gyre » Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:58 am

lol
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby gyre » Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:33 pm

Try this at home.
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby ygmir » Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:20 pm

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:28 pm

Looks vajely familiar.
Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:04 pm

It's a little creepy. It does sort of look like a hole, so there I am wondering if I can fuck her back.



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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby ygmir » Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:19 am

theCryptofishist wrote:It's a little creepy. It does sort of look like a hole, so there I am wondering if I can fuck her back.



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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:48 am

breathe deep, the playa is the dust of your ancestors

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby gyre » Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:01 am

Nice photos.

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby Ratty » Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:33 am

Thank you Simon. That was a nice break for me. Great pics.
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby gyre » Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:31 am

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby tatonka » Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:20 pm

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby Savannah » Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:59 pm

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I'll just leave this here.

Of course there's a Wikihow on how to stop masturbating, because why wouldn't there be? Now that we're at the final entry of this article, doesn't it make you a little sad that there's clearly a decent enough population of people Googling "how to stop masturbating" that there are dozens and dozens of articles on the subject? That's the world we're in, people. A world in which people are at home, one hand clenched like a vulture's claw at their groins, all carpal tunnelly and pruney with spittle, desperately typing away trying to find a way to end the madness.


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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby 48_love » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:43 am

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:02 pm

Dammit, we need an accordion thread!
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby FIGJAM » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:18 pm

I thought accordian thread= elastic.
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby gyre » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:41 pm

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby gyre » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:06 pm

From the Accordion calendars

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby 48_love » Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:37 am

gyre wrote:From the Accordion calendars

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potential avatar, right there .. nice.

may be a repost:

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Soo0o0o much better than DJ Hero, amirite?
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby Mojojita » Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:24 pm

ygmir wrote:Image


What worries me is that if her vagina is really that color, there's somethin' really wrong....

And, I'll bet her farts smell like roses too.
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby Drawingablank » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:43 pm

Mojojita wrote:
ygmir wrote:Image


What worries me is that if her vagina is really that color, there's somethin' really wrong....

And, I'll bet her farts smell like roses too.

But at least now we know that flowers originate in human ovaries.
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby tatonka » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:23 am

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby Elorrum » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:09 am

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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:51 pm

Show me acat that will take a message, and I'll be impressed.
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby Ratty » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:24 pm

Hummmm. This thread is called where the F does this go? Is that offensive? No. Am I crazy or did my butt disappear? Maybe I'm on the wrong thread? I came here to see my comfort food and what the F! My butt is gone! Would someone please reassure me that I used to have a butt. I don't understand. I'm lost. Who took my butt and what did they do with it. Are they just hoarding it?
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:37 pm

Was it a butt of malmsy?
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby Savannah » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:37 pm

Madame Ratty! Your butt awaits you in the Stop Posting So Much thread.

viewtopic.php?f=56&t=28199&start=6240

And yes . . . they ARE hoarding it.
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Re: Where the fuck does this go?

Postby Ratty » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:59 pm

Savannah, Thank God! I'm going there now. I thought maybe the censors had found my butt to be too much. Ha! I should have known it was just lost in the dinner-hour wine. Thanks, Gotta go now..................
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