LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

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LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby Chalcedona » Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:08 pm

Hi everyone :)

I was wondering if anyone knows what lifestyle camps will be running this year? My partner and I live a non-monogamous life and we'd love to camp with people who share our passion for our lifestyle and, why not, be part of some safe sexy parties ;)

thanks so much!!!!
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby TT120 » Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:24 pm

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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby lemur » Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:25 pm

GREAT!

youll love us.

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we are a group of people who enjoy the urban farming lifestyle.

it has changed our view of what the earth means..

of course, all of our produce is organic.. we even use humanure. http://humanurehandbook.com/instructions.html

and we will be collecting this great energy source at the burn.

so, if youre willing to let us keep your poo.. you can join us in the urban farming lifestyle camp.

we will probably be at B and 3:45.

email us

greenlifestyle2013@gmail.com
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby uncle sticky » Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:19 pm

this makes me yearn for the day that guy wanted to butcher animals on the playa.
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:36 pm

You might do better to ask on lifestyle boards who's going to burningman.
Other than that, there's always poly paradise, and possible retrofrolic--but they are kinky as well. And have a look on the Burningman.com website at the list of last year's camps. Email the contact info to any that look promising.
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:29 am

lifestyle camps




quite frankly, one of the stupidest things i have heard in years.



thank you for my morning throw up a little in my mouth moment.



does this look like KinkMatch.Com?



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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:38 am

translation:

"hi we're swingers and we're looking for other swingers to have sex with because thats what we like to do."





leave the coy bullshit out please, your "lifestyle" is not THE "lifestyle"...
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby H.G.Crosby » Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:46 am

did someone put something in a pamphlet somewhere?

is there an Angies List for Middle Aged Perverts that recommends BM to "lifestylers"?

is this some kind of Orgy Bucket List that fetishists cross off like the Rubber Ball in London?





ITS NOT.

IT'S AN ART PROJECT. A GIANT ART PROJECT.

IF YOU AND YOUR "PARTNER" FEEL THE NEED TO SPREAD YOUR BODY FLUIDS AMONGST MANY OTHERS PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TRY PLATO'S RETREAT.




rant over......fuck waiting for page two.
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:51 am

try Cochon Ville.


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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby H.G.Crosby » Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:52 am

you idiot, thats like showing a fascist "fight club"......they're going to take it the wrong way.
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:56 am

right?

cochon is not bacon, and BTW, bacon is not sexy.


seriously.
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby H.G.Crosby » Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:14 am

i learned diplomacy from Vlad.
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:16 am

on the upside, perhaps this will serve as a warning, and we wont have to endure this type of crap for the next 5 months.
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby VultureChow » Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:08 am

H.G.Crosby wrote:Orgy Bucket


H.G.Crosby wrote:BODY FLUIDS


Not sure why my mind went there, but I think I'd rather deal with the piss bottle than the orgy bucket.
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby trilobyte » Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:31 am

Being 'in the lifestyle' I'm sure you can appreciate that people might be wary and suspicious of that guy who shows up to the party, doesn't introduce himself or get to know any of the other party guests, and starts aggressively cruising. That's kind of what you did here by jumping onto the site, skipping any introductions or attempts to get to know the place at all, and posting a lifestyle camp sos thread. I'm not sure if that was your intention or not (I sure hope it wasn't), but if you're really serious about your interest I'd suggest heading back to square one. First go head on over to the Introduce Yourself board and do just that, tell us about yourself. You don't have to go into the details of your sex lives or anything, just a bit of a hello. If you haven't already read the survival guide and first timer's guides before joining ePlaya, they really are must-reads. Lots of good info on a range of categories and topics. Next, take a look at the How To Join A Theme Camp thread. It's still fairly early in the season, many camps are still forming up their plans and have not posted anything publicly (whether they're open to or seeking new members or not). Keep your eyes open, more camps will be posting in the weeks and months ahead. Then by all means, continue to surf the boards, you'll find answers to lots of questions here - and if you don't find answers then post the questions, there are a lot of awesome people here with an incredibly diverse range of skills and experiences, ready to weigh in with their opinions and suggestions.

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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby lemur » Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:50 am

we'd still love to have your shit in our green lifestyle camp.
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:56 am

trilobyte wrote:IM NOT from the LIFESTYLE, but I'm sure you can appreciate that people might be wary and suspicious of that guy who shows up to the party, doesn't introduce himself or get to know any of the other party guests, and starts aggressively cruising. That's kind of what you did here by jumping onto the site, skipping any introductions or attempts to get to know the place at all, and posting a lifestyle camp sos thread. I'm not sure if that was your intention or not (I sure hope it wasn't), but if you're really serious about your interest I'd suggest heading back to square one. First go head on over to the Introduce Yourself board and do just that, tell us about yourself. You don't have to go into the details of your sex lives or anything, just a bit of a hello. If you haven't already read the survival guide and first timer's guides before joining ePlaya, they really are must-reads. Lots of good info on a range of categories and topics. Next, take a look at the How To Join A Theme Camp thread. It's still fairly early in the season, many camps are still forming up their plans and have not posted anything publicly (whether they're open to or seeking new members or not). Keep your eyes open, more camps will be posting in the weeks and months ahead. Then by all means, continue to surf the boards, you'll find answers to lots of questions here - and if you don't find answers then post the questions, there are a lot of awesome people here with an incredibly diverse range of skills and experiences, ready to weigh in with their opinions and suggestions.

Good luck!




YEAH...thats what i meant to say, if i could speak californian... :twisted:
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby Dr Helix » Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:12 am

I thought your response was better Simon. This is their first post? Geez.
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby Captain Goddammit » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:37 pm

It's BurnIng Man, I don't give a shit what people do, but I do find it hilarious that the swingers always use code words like "sex-positive" or "lifestyle".
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby lemur » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:38 pm

the REALLY important question is..


ARE YOU GUYS "COOL" ?
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby TT120 » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:40 pm

We have to wait till page 2 before we can ask to see her tits right?
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby Elliot » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:08 pm

trilobyte wrote:Being 'in the lifestyle' I'm...

Simon of the Playa wrote:
trilobyte wrote:I'm NOT...

YEAH...thats what i meant to say, if i could speak californian...

Yup. A rare grammar demerit to Trilo. And an excellent example of the massive misunderstandings that can occur from less-than-crystal-clear communication.
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TT120 wrote:We have to wait till page 2 before we can ask to see her tits right?

Nah. Trilo covered all the Page One stuff in his post. Let rip.

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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby Nipple » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:18 pm

As of this post, this thread consists of 43.5% Simon.
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby lemur » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:22 pm

sadly i think this may have been a troll attempt to fill out our yearly clueless swinger quota.


.. in the past its resulted in much more fun than this has..

and much of that is thanks to simon for filling out the ranks..

we need more posts from the originator to confirm if this was for real
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby Nipple » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:26 pm

Makes sense.

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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby EspressoDude » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:45 pm

aw, come on folks...does Center Camp have to kept secret from the original poster.

everything that is great about the event happens there.

That's why they have the stages and couches(though a bit funky by second day)
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby lemur » Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:04 pm

all the best shit happens in center camp.


center camp cafe? not so much.
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby knowmad » Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:13 pm

center camp is where I caught the clap.
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby Nipple » Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:20 pm

Oh.

Sorry. I thought that's where we were storing it all.
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Re: LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

Postby knowmad » Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:23 pm

yeah, but I learned my lesson. Now I get my roofies to go.

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