PAGE TWO.

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Ugly Dougly » Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:48 pm

Everyone seems to be fluffy tonight.
Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:07 pm

Uh-oh. Knowmad must be spreading Bunny Magic again.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby gaminwench » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:53 pm

evil bunny.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby pink » Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:55 am

Cute lil bunny.

But I want to vent, so here it is:

FUCKING LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL ALREADY!!!!!

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby AntiM » Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:12 am

Sweet bunny love...
These are not my fuckos.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby ygmir » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:59 am

you say that now........
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby JayBobBoy » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:13 am

As promised...

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Pretty impressive, huh! A little bigger than your average junk, but size isn't everything...
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby clocksnmirrors » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:23 am

JayBobBoy wrote:As promised...

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Pretty impressive, huh! A little bigger than your average junk, but size isn't everything...



i'd be lying if i said i didn't feel cheated.....
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Savannah » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:28 am

clocksnmirrors wrote:
JayBobBoy wrote:As promised...

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Pretty impressive, huh! A little bigger than your average junk, but size isn't everything...



i'd be lying if i said i didn't feel cheated.....


I dunno . . . that junk is pretty glorious.

Wouldn't mind having a ride on that in the least.
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Re: PAGE TWO (HEY LOOK AT MY COCK)

Postby BBadger » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:51 am

Check out my cock!

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Re: look at my package, page 5

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:15 pm

here's my package...


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so, can we see your box on page six?
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby ygmir » Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:21 pm

*prepares for lunch*
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Re: PAGE TWO (HEY LOOK AT MY COCK)

Postby Savannah » Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:23 pm

BBadger wrote:Check out my cock!

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It's noisier than I expected.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby 5280MeV » Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:43 pm

Here is admiral Zheng He's enormous Junk compared to Columbus's little ship:

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I think he is compensating. Can't say I wouldn't want to do the same if the Ming armies had cut off my junk when I was only 11.

I'm certainly impressed.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby knowmad » Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:49 pm

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Re: PAGE TWO (HEY LOOK AT MY COCK)

Postby maryanimal » Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:50 pm

Savannah wrote:
BBadger wrote:Check out my cock!

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It's noisier than I expected.


Nice pecker you have there! :mrgreen:
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Sham » Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:55 pm

knowmad wrote:Image

Adorable little bunnies. You just want to pinch their pink little noses! 8)
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby knowmad » Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:11 pm

Aww Shamba! Smootches!
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:15 pm

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby clocksnmirrors » Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:34 pm

my wiener
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby junglesmacks » Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:47 pm

Obligatory huge dick shot

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby lemur » Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:56 pm

clocksnmirrors wrote:my wiener



is it wrong that i can tell that the wiener has been cooked after its been cut up ?
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby mgb327 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:23 pm

Mine, in younger days.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby clocksnmirrors » Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:55 pm

mgb327 wrote:Mine, in younger days.



standing at attention. very nice
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Re: look at my package, page 5

Postby Savannah » Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:46 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:here's my package...


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so, can we see your box on page six?



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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Elorrum » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:11 pm

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Re: look at my package, page 5

Postby clocksnmirrors » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:58 pm

Savannah wrote:Image



hmmmm pussy in a box.... that's a two-fer
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby tamarakay » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:44 pm

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:58 pm

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby junglesmacks » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:18 am

How original.. a first timer wanting to do a survey. Cute.

Now show us your tits.
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