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Postby tamarakay » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:57 am

I have a time stamp hat!

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Re: PAGE FOUR.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:01 am

wow, page Four...



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Re: PAGE FOUR.

Postby ygmir » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:34 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:wow, page Four...



EVERYBODY show their Tits!


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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby BBadger » Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:51 pm

Announcing that you're deleting your account is one final act in a pattern of attention whoring.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby JayBobBoy » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:30 pm

I'm pretty sure the local BRC area tribes are quite capable of feeling offended when they find a good reason. However, I'm sure they appreciate you being their buffer zone. Where were you when they really needed you!

It must be tiresome to defend every perceived slight or off color joke that you come across.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby ygmir » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:56 pm

and still no boobies?
c'mon......
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Eric » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:49 pm

ygmir wrote:and still no boobies?
c'mon......


Fine.

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby knowmad » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:30 pm

Your ad hominem attack as a defense to my attack on your sexist stance was just low. you made bunny cry, but somehow I suspect that might have been your goal.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby junglesmacks » Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:22 pm

Please.. grow some fucking balls and find a hobby. Your inane, overly sensitive jousting for constant political correctness and 10-principly-than-thou makes me want to slam my head into the keyboard at breakneck speeds.



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Re: PAGE FOUR.

Postby Elliot » Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:25 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:EVERYBODY show their Tits!

Best I can do:

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Turtleburp » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:04 pm

Shan't
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Postby Turtleburp » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:07 pm

Even better - this is my amateur attempt at shirt cocking
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Postby clocksnmirrors » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:23 pm

Turtleburp wrote:Shan't


that was way more sexy than i was prepared to handle
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby BBadger » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:36 pm

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby JayBobBoy » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:57 am

If page four is the "show your tits" page, I can't wait for page 5.

I just took the perfect picture of my junk I'd love to share!
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Savannah » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:01 am

JayBobBoy wrote:If page four is the "show your tits" page, I can't wait for page 5.

I just took the perfect picture of my junk I'd love to share!


What constitutes a perfect picture of your junk? . . . Was it smiling?

Was there soft focus and a string of pearls?

Did you tease your bangs?

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby JayBobBoy » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:31 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thank you Savannah, I've been laughing since I read your post.

And now you have me thinking about costumes.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Mojojita » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:48 am

Savannah wrote:
JayBobBoy wrote:If page four is the "show your tits" page, I can't wait for page 5.

I just took the perfect picture of my junk I'd love to share!


What constitutes a perfect picture of your junk? . . . Was it smiling?

Was there soft focus and a string of pearls?

Did you tease your bangs?

DON'T ACTUALLY TELL ME IT'S NOT PAGE 5 OK


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Postby Savannah » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:50 am

Mojojita wrote:People in my office think I have lost my mind, have been laughing out loud for a LONG time......


Excellent.

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby clocksnmirrors » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:09 am

Savannah wrote:What constitutes a perfect picture of your junk? . . . Was it smiling?
Was there soft focus and a string of pearls?
Did you tease your bangs?


hmmmmm coiffed junk....
at last. i'll finally have a use for that jeri curl kit that's been gathering dust under my sink

come on page 5!
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:41 pm

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby illy dilly » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:37 pm

clocksnmirrors wrote:
Savannah wrote:What constitutes a perfect picture of your junk? . . . Was it smiling?
Was there soft focus and a string of pearls?
Did you tease your bangs?


hmmmmm coiffed junk....
at last. i'll finally have a use for that jeri curl kit that's been gathering dust under my sink

come on page 5!

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby lemur » Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:37 pm

just how big IS your dick ?
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:30 pm

lemur wrote:just how big IS your dick ?

Not as mighty as your meat...
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:31 pm

junglesmacks wrote:Please.. grow some fucking balls and find a hobby. Your inane, overly sensitive jousting for constant political correctness and 10-principly-than-thou makes me want to slam my head into the keyboard at breakneck speeds.



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Postby FIGJAM » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:28 am

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Postby knowmad » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:56 am

I don't have to know what I'm talking about. My boyfriend does.
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Postby lemur » Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:34 pm

'im gonna give this thread a lock because it has served its purpose.... if you have a desire to chat about it go to the free speech zone'
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby clocksnmirrors » Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:07 pm

two more posts til page 5



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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:13 pm

Well, if you don't start putting in fluff posts, we'll never get there.
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