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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby VultureChow » Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:42 pm

I love your idea SeeingEye.

Here's version 2.0 Any better mottos?

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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby Savannah » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:59 pm

I like it!
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby some seeing eye » Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:17 pm

Great job VultureChow! Let the inspiration begin!
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby geospyder » Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:57 pm

I have a few bright yellow "Crime Scene - Do Not Cross" lanyards that I'm bringing as LEO gifts.

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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby VultureChow » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:37 am

geospyder wrote:I have a few bright yellow "Crime Scene - Do Not Cross" lanyards that I'm bringing as LEO gifts.

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Those are spectacular! I was thinking that I kind of want a badge holder. I don't do belts, and having something to hold small gifts and ID would be great.

I have a ton, but they all have corporate logos. Off to Google.
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby Canoe » Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:13 pm

VultureChow wrote:Image

Like the top, middle and *dusty* (a perfect last line)
think the 2nd last line could be better - don't know what to put there
you need a better ribbon/banner to fill in
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby VultureChow » Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:31 pm

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I don't love that line either. It's begging for some alliteration, but god help me I can't find it.
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby Savannah » Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:11 pm

That banner is much better!

Alliterative, hmmm . . .

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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby AntiM » Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:05 am

Diligent
Dutiful
Dusty
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby VultureChow » Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:19 am

I like Dedicated, Diligent, Dusty

I was also looking maybe at adjectives all ending in y, but it's amazing how few positive adjectives end in y.

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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby TomServo » Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:26 am

VultureChow wrote:Image

I don't love that line either. It's begging for some alliteration, but god help me I can't find it.


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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby BBadger » Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:36 am

VultureChow wrote:Image

I don't love that line either. It's begging for some alliteration, but god help me I can't find it.


How about "Serving the Man"?
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby AntiM » Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:57 am

VultureChow wrote:I like Dedicated, Diligent, Dusty

I was also looking maybe at adjectives all ending in y, but it's amazing how few positive adjectives end in y.

I will clearly never be a poet.



You're correct:

dizzy daffy dirty drowsy drafty dainty deadly dressy dingy dusky dreary ....

might be appropriate for eplayans, but not so much as a gift for LEOs.
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:03 pm

I'd love a "Police Line, Do Not Cross" lanyard. I wonder how that would go over at work.
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby Savannah » Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:54 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I'd love a "Police Line, Do Not Cross" lanyard. I wonder how that would go over at work.


I don't know, but I hope you pair it with some kickass mirrored aviator shades.
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:29 pm

Savannah wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I'd love a "Police Line, Do Not Cross" lanyard. I wonder how that would go over at work.


I don't know, but I hope you pair it with some kickass mirrored aviator shades.

At least I'd feel better passing those armed guards every time I enter or exit the building.
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby VultureChow » Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:40 am

Savannah wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I'd love a "Police Line, Do Not Cross" lanyard. I wonder how that would go over at work.


I don't know, but I hope you pair it with some kickass mirrored aviator shades.


I was thinking of getting one of those state trooper hats for my daytime hat this year. They come in straw, so they'd be nice and cool. I even learned they're called campaign hats (the four dimpled type). The shades with that would be awesome.

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theCryptofishist wrote:I'd love a "Police Line, Do Not Cross" lanyard. I wonder how that would go over at work.


Not that I'd wear one, but that pattern would make awesome bikinis or thongs.
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby VultureChow » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:50 am

They came in today. Smaller than I anticipated, but cute nonetheless. I might do them myself next year, or at the very least make the logo less complex and the fonts larger.

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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby geospyder » Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:12 am

VultureChow wrote:They came in today. Smaller than I anticipated, but cute nonetheless. I might do them myself next year, or at the very least make the logo less complex and the fonts larger.

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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby geospyder » Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:16 am

theCryptofishist wrote:I'd love a "Police Line, Do Not Cross" lanyard. I wonder how that would go over at work.


I'll set one aside. Now if I can just remember to attend the M&G this year. Should be able to since it is on Wednesday instead of Thursday
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby Savannah » Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:42 am

Those are fabulous, VultureChow! :D
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby VultureChow » Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:50 am

If anyone wants a few to hand out on their own, I'll be happy to hand some out at the M&G. I have a really hard time remembering to spontaneously gift things. I start talking and/or helping and forget that I have things in my backpack or pocket to give out.
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby Savannah » Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:53 am

Oh God, yes please!! :lol:
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby PhoenixFemmeFatale » Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:15 am

Those turned out great! :D
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby geospyder » Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:21 am

Should I wear my undercover police outfit to M&G? I'm surprised at how many people didn't get it and thought it was real. BTW - the balls, when hit, blinked red and blue. Definitely added to the effect at night.

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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby Savannah » Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:24 am

I would find that endlessly amusing.
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby PhoenixFemmeFatale » Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:53 pm

geospyder wrote:Should I wear my undercover police outfit to M&G? I'm surprised at how many people didn't get it and thought it was real. BTW - the balls, when hit, blinked red and blue. Definitely added to the effect at night.

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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby FIGJAM » Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:12 pm

You might be able to hug International Incident in that get up and NOT die. :twisted:
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby Dr. Pyro » Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:37 pm

FIGJAM wrote:You might be able to hug International Incident in that get up and NOT die. :twisted:

I, for one, would not bet on it.
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Re: LEO Gifts

Postby some seeing eye » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:24 pm

Excellent work VultureChow! Looking forward to the stories you hear from the LEOS. I can just see them showing/telling people the story of getting the badge!
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