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Re: The person below me

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:16 am

No. We're secular humanists through and through. Or something. We breed scientists and don't have much patience with a lot of woo-woo.
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Re: The person below me

Postby knowmad » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:40 pm

Shit is the remains of digested food and comes out of one's ass, it smells gross and can be used as ferilizer. Shite is the mental equivalent, half processed Ideas, and "beliefs" spewed out of the mouths of idiots it has no odour and no redeeming quality.

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Re: The person below me

Postby Elorrum » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:48 pm

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Re: The person below me

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:50 pm

That sounds so obscene.
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Re: The person below me

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:06 pm

i wrote mine down so i never forget.


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Re: The person below me

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:10 pm

Never, because I'm one of those, too.
TPBM doesn't understand why, in light of that, I don't take it there in regard to groups that are historically disadvantaged vis-a-vis myself.
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Re: The person below me

Postby knowmad » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:19 pm

Can't stand the heat? Get out of the oven.


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Re: The person below me

Postby 9ah » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:35 pm

'pole dance' 'cheer' 'it'

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Re: The person below me

Postby Savannah » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:39 pm

That's true.

The person below me wants a kebab.
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Re: The person below me

Postby illy dilly » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:47 pm

That sounds tasty!!! But, I'm having egg drop soup for dinner tonight.


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Re: The person below me

Postby 9ah » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:49 pm

Better, yes, but I'm pretty good (just skip out on going to class)....

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Re: The person below me

Postby Savannah » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:52 pm

I have actually caught myself doing that, yes.

The person below me buys lottery tickets on a set schedule.
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Re: The person below me

Postby Elorrum » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:07 pm

no, I put ten or five dollars in the self-buy machine, get quick pick future picks for mega and super lotto, usually once a month, and never check them. I like to think I have a winning ticket on my desk at all times. I figure the fantasy value is cheaper than an actual movie, and I visit it from time to time.

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Re: The person below me

Postby jella » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:17 pm

pretend to work of course..that's easy :)

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Re: The person below me

Postby knowmad » Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:16 pm

and if it lasts more than 4 hrs. I'm gonna call in some help.

so PBM what did the media antics of the last 24hs teach you?
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Re: The person below me

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:23 pm

Not to put any effort into my "Burning Cabin" idea.
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Re: The person below me

Postby knowmad » Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:57 pm

Yeah! our middle school has a frog race every year, my brother who is a teacher there tells me it is still the "most hopping" thing in town (his words not mine)

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Re: The person below me

Postby Eric » Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:05 pm

throw the rope in a bonfire & use the stopwatch app on my phone.


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Re: The person below me

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:13 pm

I have a dumb phone. I'm thinking of just skipping the whole smart phone phenom by buying a tablet.
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Re: The person below me

Postby Box Burner » Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:19 pm

Nope. A phone is a phone. I use the kiss principle. besides, it is cheaper that way. :D


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Re: The person below me

Postby knowmad » Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:18 pm

only my taxes. And Grandmas Christmas card.

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Re: The person below me

Postby TomServo » Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:55 am

No, I pretty much LOST everything. Except for my beloved Cthulhuclava, footie pajamas and Ranger Boots! ..and my Button Machine

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Re: The person below me

Postby MisaBlue » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:45 am

Yup, because I won't give up!

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Re: The person below me

Postby 9ah » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:56 am

Yes, Continuum.

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Re: The person below me

Postby Savannah » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:47 am

Yep, but I'm not going to get it.

The person below me actually craves some rain.
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Re: The person below me

Postby BeeWeeDee » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:16 pm

Yessirreee. Living in a place where the first 5 minutes of a rain storm kicks up dust, any moisture in any form is welcome any time.

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Re: The person below me

Postby Ruhm » Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:46 pm

Yep, and the fifth uses neither gas nor novocaine.

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Re: The person below me

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:42 am

Why oh why do I get the walking questions over and over...
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Re: The person below me

Postby Goldfish3O » Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:03 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Why oh why do I get the walking questions over and over...
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The person below me is addicted to carbs
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Re: The person below me

Postby junglesmacks » Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:21 pm

Hell no. Well.. ok.. yes. After shunning them like the plague, any bread tastes like cake. It's amazing. Equally amazing though what happens when you keep them below 50g/day..

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