In this, our time of war,
I challenge to a dare all of the al-Qaeda-esque
to look at one of our, American, secret files.
any police department in the United States,
go to the detectives office and there in the waiting area
at the desk or most likely counter
tell them the question in a water-cooler tone: "Do you know about the 28 year E-4?"
they will take note that you've got a heartbeat when they listen with a stethoscope
and then show you the file