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Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby uncle sticky » Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:52 pm

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Essentially a boxing ring/UFC octagon on a trailer, with gently used safety gear and poorly trained referees available to let you hash things out with neighbors, former friends, camp mates.

We'll have similarly low-quality training sessions, misguided tips, and unsanitary mouthguards during the week, culminating in peak time matches.
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby moonrise » Wed Oct 24, 2012 5:36 pm

My short list:

My back surgeon
My former dentist

ETA a former "friend" from Empire...arrrg! He'll show...
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby trilobyte » Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:34 pm

This could prove to be all kinds of popular. Giving this a nudge over to Mutant Vehicles.
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby uncle sticky » Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:16 pm

You sure? It's not really an M.V., more like a mobile theme camp. Crap, now I'll have to convince the Hotties? At least I have a track record with them.
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby trilobyte » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:14 pm

Yeah, I think the keyword is mobile. Building something creative on a trailer and hauling it from location to location all week for performances is largely just building a mobile stage, which is right up the DMV's alley. Don't let that stop you though, I think the idea could be all kinds of fun and awesome and would certainly merit getting permitted. I'm imagining a burner-licious 'Vegas-on-acid' take on the over-the-top glitzy pageantry of ring matches (round card girls or boys, refs, colorful silk boxing trunks, luchadore masks)...
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby uncle sticky » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:39 pm

A Ranger I mentioned it to expressed serious concern. I'm pretty sure that's a Win!
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby graidawg » Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:48 am

seems its worth starting an argument over.
completely unconcerned.
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby Playa+Tom » Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:34 pm

Thunderdome on wheels?
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby Sail Man » Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:45 pm

graidawg wrote:seems its worth starting an argument over.



Oh yeah! Say's who?

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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby uncle sticky » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:27 pm

Stolen from my previous post about Virility 2.0:

Hmmm,
MMA Monday-No eye gouging, fish hooking, or biting
Take-down Tuesday-the subtle art of judo, aikido, jiu jitsu. No hitting or kicking! Head butting tolerated, but not encouraged
Whoop-ass Wednesday: all styles, open classes, Texas accents
Throw-down Thursday: The highlight of the week! Need to, ahem, discuss the gray water situation with a camp mate? Air out some grievances with your neighbors? That DJ steal your woman? Settle it like men, even if you're a woman!
Frat-boy Friday-Drunken brawling, chest puffing, shit-talking. Lure that weekend warrior into a just and honorable beat down!
Burn night is ninja night! Dress in black, be stealthy, attack the unsuspecting.
Sunday Slaughter-Why burn bad memories at the Temple when you act out in physical acts of rage? No, really.

Any thoughts about approaches? I toyed with the trailer idea, but a good ring is 15 x 15. A trailer is more like 5 or 6 wide, so even a 10 x 10 ring is pretty damn wide. I thought about doing it as part of a theme camp, but unless you got primo location, we wouldn't get as much traffic as I'm hoping for. It would almost need to be in a plaza, at least. Or, figure out how to transport it around. I'll have art car access, so that might be a great route. 4x8 sheets of plywood laid down, with foam mats over it, probably take about 1/2 and hour for two guys to build up. You could drop it anywhere, but that might hurt us with the classes we want to offer. Or, just do it as an unregistered art piece. Find a nice spot off the esplanade, build the ring, hold classes, promote grudge matches.....errr...kinetic dispute resolution workshops.
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby lucky420 » Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:31 pm

This sounds AWESOME :twisted:
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:59 pm

This came to mind of course...

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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby uncle sticky » Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:10 am

Training has begun with progress being about as anticipated.

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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby tatonka » Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:50 am

used to box when I was younger , sounds like fun .
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby ygmir » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:35 am

hhhhmmmm

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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby Captain Goddammit » Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:10 pm

This is overall a very bad idea.
That's probably why I like it.
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby uncle sticky » Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:51 pm

got some good info from Death Guild. Found a home for the install, Pink Fuzzy Monkey Camp. We'll be doing fighting, and black light twister.
We'll see where the Borg puts us, but we're hoping for esplanada!
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby Major Krash » Sat Apr 20, 2013 5:39 am

make a 30 second "radio advertisement" and send a copy to all the registered radio stations http://bmfreqs.wordpress.com/

(once you know your location, that is)

you might also consider some giant inflatable boxing gloves, for comic relief
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby tatonka » Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:37 am

I have a pair of 16 oz sparring gloves , I could bring down and donate to ya if ya need em. Also had 152 fights , and would volunteer to help ref if ya want.
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby uncle sticky » Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:32 pm

[quote="tatonka"]I have a pair of 16 oz sparring gloves , I could bring down and donate to ya if ya need em. Also had 152 fights , and would volunteer to help ref if ya want.[/quote]

why don't you come on down and teach a "seminar." I'm getting several other martial artists to come down and help teach their specialty. The goal is to have fun, as well as create mayhem, and cut down on the pooping in other peoples' evap ponds. I'm also hoping to get a few veterans trained up and ready for the frat boy influx!
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby tatonka » Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:34 am

uncle sticky wrote:
tatonka wrote:I have a pair of 16 oz sparring gloves , I could bring down and donate to ya if ya need em. Also had 152 fights , and would volunteer to help ref if ya want.


why don't you come on down and teach a "seminar." I'm getting several other martial artists to come down and help teach their specialty. The goal is to have fun, as well as create mayhem, and cut down on the pooping in other peoples' evap ponds. I'm also hoping to get a few veterans trained up and ready for the frat boy influx!



Sounds good just give me a time and place , I had 152 Amateur fights ,and lost only 2 , Also when I was 29 Bob Arum called me at home and wanted me to go pro and fight for him. Was to old and turned him down.
My friend and I also ran a boxing gym in the 70's . Will you have a heavy bag hanging up ? They are great for demo and warm up b4 match.
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby uncle sticky » Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:49 am

Nah, but we're bringing focus mitts. Extra gloves would be awesome. I'm bringing 16 oz gloves as well. Figure a 5 minute round with those on will wear out most combatants. Head gear, mouth guards, shin guards. I'll start working on schedule when we're closer, but we're thinking about classes around 3 or 4 in the afternoon.
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Re: Mobile Dispute Resolution Enclosure

Postby tatonka » Tue May 07, 2013 10:21 pm

Hope to see a few beginners :)

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