DING!!!!!!!!

DING!!!!!!!!

Postby robsmiley » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:09 pm

This is the 5th time I've lost my virginity. The first time I didn't have a clue what I was doing. The second time, the sand got into crevices I didn't know existed. The third time, I thought I knew what I was doing, but it turned out I didn't. The fourth time, the other guy won, we laughed for hours, and I had bruises on my arms for weeks. May I be blessed to lose my virginity with ever increasing frequency, until every morning I shout at the sun in joyous tones "I AM A VIRGIN" and have the decency and gratitude to act like I mean it.

Damned hippies :roll:

Anyway, my name is Rob and I live in London, and you're all wonderful. Or scary. Depending how paranoid I am at the time.
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:55 pm

wanker...
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby jkisha » Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:38 pm

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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby Roark » Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:41 pm

Welcome!

And just because you are paranoid does not mean we are NOT out to get you... :mrgreen:
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby robsmiley » Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:58 am

Roark wrote:And just because you are paranoid does not mean we are NOT out to get you... :mrgreen:


That's the terrifying thing. Still, trust everyone, believe no-one - that's what I say.

Simon of the Playa wrote:wanker...


Hi Simon, yes maybe it was a bit of a "gushy" introduction...
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby graidawg » Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:39 am

seriously if live in london you are in trouble. I suggest giving me your airfare (from gatwick not heathrow) so i can go in your place and give you detailed guide on how to lose your virginity. because burning man is shit don'r go
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby H.G.Crosby » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:35 am

i give mr smiley my whole hearted endorsement as Swell Guy, and a Burner for Life.

i suggest the two of you cause trouble together... 8)
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby Roark » Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:17 pm

H.G.Crosby wrote:i suggest the two of you cause trouble together... 8)


I don't think it can be avoided now. :D
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby Savannah » Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:33 pm

robsmiley wrote:This is the 5th time I've lost my virginity. The first time I didn't have a clue what I was doing. The second time, the sand got into crevices I didn't know existed. The third time, I thought I knew what I was doing, but it turned out I didn't. The fourth time, the other guy won, we laughed for hours, and I had bruises on my arms for weeks. May I be blessed to lose my virginity with ever increasing frequency, until every morning I shout at the sun in joyous tones "I AM A VIRGIN" and have the decency and gratitude to act like I mean it.

Damned hippies :roll:

Anyway, my name is Rob and I live in London, and you're all wonderful. Or scary. Depending how paranoid I am at the time.


We are both wonderful AND scary.

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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby Roark » Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:39 pm

Savannah wrote:We are both wonderful AND scary.

Welcome to the board. :)


But Savannah is mostly wonderful. And MDF. And... and... well... LOTS of others!!! :mrgreen: But stay away from Ygmir and FIgJam. They're just evil. (((-kidding!-))) :mrgreen:
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby ygmir » Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:46 pm

Roark wrote:
Savannah wrote:We are both wonderful AND scary.

Welcome to the board. :)


But Savannah is mostly wonderful. And MDF. And... and... well... LOTS of others!!! :mrgreen: But stay away from Ygmir and FIgJam. They're just evil. (((-kidding!-))) :mrgreen:

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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby missprism » Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:19 pm

hi rob!

i hope to run into lots of english people on the playa. i miss england terribly and had to put off my annual trip last year and likely this year again.

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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby Roark » Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:22 pm

OK, I take it back. You can add Ygmir to your "love 'em" list. Just understand he may look like an advertisement for a diaper company. :mrgreen:

(I am SO going to owe him a brewski or six when we finally meet on the Playa!)
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:27 pm

i may or may not have witnessed rob and some crazy black man in the thunderdome.....i vaguely remember him screaming something about "reparations"...

edgy says hi BTW, and promises to kick your honky ass back to gerlach in next years match. :twisted:
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby robsmiley » Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:54 am

Ygmir, you're making me all broody.

MissPrism, you can't miss us, we're the ones with burnt faces finding inappropriate things funny :shock:

Graidawg, I was thinking of going by yacht and bicycle :lol: That way, I can spend a month in a Nevada, and eleven months getting there and back.

And thank you Savannah, Jkisha, Roark, and H.G. Crosby. May I offer you all a nice cup of tea, and some cookies? I have cushions.

And Simon, I sure hope so. Why else would I come all the way to the desert, other than to have my white ass handed to me? Please tell Edgy that I haven't forgotten about the food idea, and also that I'll kick HIS ass to Wadsworth.
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby graidawg » Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:40 am

robsmiley"

Graidawg, I was thinking of going by yacht and bicycle :lol: That way, I can spend a month in a Nevada, and eleven months getting there and back.

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ok I'll come on the yacht and drive the support vehicle (don't cycle the 447 or you will get squished) i am currently at a loose end

[quote="missprism wrote:
hi rob!

i hope to run into lots of english people on the playa. i miss england terribly and had to put off my annual trip last year and likely this year again.

welcome :)


pop by BDC&WB then, there were a few Brits there
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby H.G.Crosby » Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:51 am

rob, since i am Totally transparent :twisted: , you should know that Roberto Dobbisano, Simon, and I are all one and the same.

just so you have a proper grasp...
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby trilobyte » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:59 am

Hello and welcome to ePlaya!
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby robsmiley » Tue Jan 22, 2013 4:44 am

H.G.Crosby wrote:rob, since i am Totally transparent :twisted: , you should know that Roberto Dobbisano, Simon, and I are all one and the same.

just so you have a proper grasp...


the mind boggles. the heart is on board.

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nice to meet you :)
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby robsmiley » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:47 am

graidawg wrote:ok I'll come on the yacht and drive the support vehicle (don't cycle the 447 or you will get squished) i am currently at a loose end



I confess this is far far far more an aspiration than an actual scrap of a concrete plan, but the moment my life allows it I need to do this. Just once. It would be totally awesome. I'm sure we could get a scurvy crew of pirates together.
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby MyDearFriend » Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:54 am

Welcome. 8)

robsmiley wrote: Why else would I come all the way to the desert, other than to have my white ass handed to me?


I will happily spray your ass with sunscreen. It won't be white for long.
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Re: DING!!!!!!!!

Postby maryanimal » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:47 am

Hi Rob! welcome to eplaya!
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