All Yakov Smirnoff / Russian Reversal / most Russian jokes are merely factual statements if you replace "Russia" with "Burning Man" and "Russian" with "Burner" and "America" with "Defaultia".
In Defaultia you drive car. In Soviet Burning Man, car drives you!
In Defaultia you can always find a party. At Burning Man the party always finds you.
I like Defaultia women. They do things sexually Burner girls never dream of doing -- like showering.