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"It's news to me!"

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:47 am

Post any and all news you think might be interesting or relevant.

http://reason.com/blog/2013/01/04/california-lawmaker-proposes-homeless-bi
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Re: "It's news to me!"

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:03 am

I thought that "sexy magazines" had been banned in prisons, then heard about this.

http://www.northwestohio.com/news/story.aspx?id=844575
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Re: "It's news to me!"

Postby trilobyte » Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:58 am

Semi full of bulls crashes into a tree on a Florida interstate (well, I'm betting the tree wasn't on the interstate), three bulls flee. You'd flee too if you had a terrible driver. That guy will get you killed, fuck that bullshit…
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Re: "It's news to me!"

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Re: "It's news to me!"

Postby unjonharley » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:27 pm




I go to electric car races every year..They are student built and hit speeds of 55 mph.. People see then coming.. But there is little noise.. People will walk across the track.. They end up running there ass off, the cars are on 'em in a sec.
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Postby forty_eight » Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:46 pm

It is funny how internal combustion engine cars get quieter all the time (especially in the passenger compartment) ... in comes the quiet electrics and hybrids, and now we want them to make a little more noise.

But yeah, that doppler effect. I wonder if the doppler effect as a 'warning signal' evolved in humans since the industrial revolution and mechanization.
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Re: "It's news to me!"

Postby Canoe » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:17 pm

48_love wrote:But yeah, that doppler effect. I wonder if the doppler effect as a 'warning signal' evolved in humans since the industrial revolution and mechanization.

Not from screaming pterodactyls?
T-rex at full charge?
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Rushing lions?

We have a chance to reduce noise pollution, and they wanting it to remain...
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Re: "It's news to me!"

Postby maryanimal » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:30 pm

Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
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Re: "It's news to me!"

Postby FIGJAM » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:10 am

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Postby Canoe » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:11 pm


For more than 10 years, Frieman says he had been trying to get pulled over to get ticketed and to take his argument to court
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Re: "It's news to me!"

Postby FIGJAM » Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:16 am

What is the Mouse up to now and why does he need all this information?


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Postby FIGJAM » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:00 pm

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Answer: You have the right to remain silent!


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Postby Sunbeam56 » Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:05 pm

http://www.mysuncoast.com/news/local/ag ... hpt=us_bn8

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Re: "It's news to me!"

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Re: "It's news to me!"

Postby Savannah » Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:56 pm

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Re: "It's news to me!"

Postby BBadger » Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:15 pm

British blamed for Basra badgers
British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.

"Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic. ..."


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Re: "It's news to me!"

Postby unjonharley » Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:24 pm

BBadger wrote:British blamed for Basra badgers
British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.

"Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic. ..."


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Re: "It's news to me!"

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:32 pm

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Re: "It's news to me!"

Postby Roark » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:33 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:they've found Playa on Mars.


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Re: "It's news to me!"

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:31 pm


You know what they say, a Swede is a turnip with the brains knocked out.
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Re: "It's news to me!"

Postby Savannah » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:49 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:

You know what they say, a Swede is a turnip with the brains knocked out.


It's true. :cry:
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Re: "It's news to me!"

Postby Canoe » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:55 pm

BBadger wrote:... "Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic. ..."

One housewife, Suad Hassan, 30, claimed she had been attacked by one of the badgers as she slept. "My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey," she told AFP.

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Re: "It's news to me!"

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Re: "It's news to me!"

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