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Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby Rice » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:16 pm

Yup, you read that right!!
Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:05 pm

Doesn't this go into Dick's "Shave Your Balls Now" thread?
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby Rice » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:10 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Doesn't this go into Dick's "Shave Your Balls Now" thread?

Isn't that "Don't need to shave your balls now"??
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby Token » Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:30 pm

If they fix the "chafe" and "bed wetting" I call this a medical breakthrough.

Sign me up for the oral assfro depilatory pill.
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby Rice » Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:42 pm

Token wrote:If they fix the "chafe" and "bed wetting" I call this a medical breakthrough.

Sign me up for the oral assfro depilatory pill.

Once you get to a certain age - Isn't bed wetting is a right?? ;)
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby unjonharley » Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:50 pm

If it works so good, Where dose that leave waxing????
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby unjonharley » Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:52 pm

stretch80 wrote:
Once you get to a certain age - Isn't bed wetting is a right?? ;)


Watch that certain age shit.. And it's the bed.. It's the pants.. So there..
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby Rice » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:08 pm

unjonharley wrote:
stretch80 wrote:
Once you get to a certain age - Isn't bed wetting is a right?? ;)


Watch that certain age shit.. And it's the bed.. It's the pants.. So there..

LOL

pretty defensive ... Got something to hide??? ;)
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby Token » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:21 pm

Depends
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby mdmf007 » Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:57 pm

Many people pay for waxing - this is cheaper.
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:58 pm

And hurts less.


Although, I understand some men are looking for inflammation in that area.
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby unjonharley » Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:48 am

theCryptofishist wrote:And hurts less.


Although, I understand some men are looking for inflammation in that area.


I'm sure some thing will come up.
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby Gonzo Frothwood » Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:41 pm

Is it pattern baldness? Does it start on the sides and leave you with an exclamation point or does it part the Red Sea? do women get it? Where can I get some seeds? I'm sick and tired of shaving my balls more often than my face!
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby Foxfur » Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:50 am

The problem is not unique to Monsanto cukes. The use of any produce without proper lubricant will cause hair loss through yanking and subduction.
Peeling might help.
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby Nipple » Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:33 pm

No Merkin?

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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:54 pm

Nipple wrote:No Merkin?

Gherkin.

Sly, sly, sly... It almost got past me.

and funny.
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby EspressoDude » Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:58 pm

Token wrote:Depends


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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby EspressoDude » Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:03 pm

it's not the cucumbers a person has to worry about; it's the corn cobs... "Oath of Office" by Michael Palmer
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Postby knowmad » Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:25 am

EspressoDude wrote:it's not the cucumbers a person has to worry about; it's the corn cobs... "Oath of Office" by Michael Palmer

are you shure it's not Michael Pollan?

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