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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:19 pm

i think it's the stench of trailer trash.

kinda makes you gag a little, like when you're cleaning cat litter.
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:25 pm

thats it, play the Iowa Card....
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby H.G.Crosby » Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:28 pm

now now,


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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby junglesmacks » Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:34 pm

H.G.Crosby wrote:you can take the sow out of the barnyard, but you cant take the barnyard out of the sow.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby knowmad » Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:09 pm

I heard a rumor that If you fall for one stupid meme after anouther and start spreading it around like it is so funny and awesome. Other people around you start getting annoyed as fuck and start talking behind your back then they just stop talking to you all together and start talking about you. Seriously take JS advice go work on your own Art, quit spreading feces on your face and calling it Preformance art. It's been done and you are doing it wrong.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:40 pm

anyway, i heard that if you buy your ticket BEFORE the apocalypse, you get 2 free chai latte's at the cafe, and early entry VIP passes.


and valet parking in Gerlach.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby moonrise » Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:07 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
moonrise wrote:Not a rumor...

How about you quit dragging rednecks into the burn/eplaya, leave them in their swamps where those BIGOTS deserve to be left and hopefully eaten by alligators. :evil:


????
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:50 am

i JUST saw this on Facebook so it MUST be true and relevant.


SANTA will be distributing this years Burning Man Tickets on a Naughty / Nice Criteria.


the decision as to whether or not to go with Naughty or Nice won't be made until Dec 20th though.


Good Luck Campers, Hope you choose Wisely!
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Elorrum » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:21 am

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Bob » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:52 am

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:48 pm

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:52 pm

These repetitions of sixes also remind me of how the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem is 666 nautical miles from the Kaaba in Mecca.

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby knowmad » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:42 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:http://www.secretsinplainsight.com/2012/09/30/burning-man/

uggg!
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby BAS » Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:34 pm

I heard that there were no rumors going around about Burning Man.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby knowmad » Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:40 pm

John Frum is coming back! I say we deflower all our virgins, hide our gold, and play dumb.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby knowmad » Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:04 pm

"3. Fires Attract Slutty Women
A burning fire excites a woman’s natural irrationality. Hypnotized by the bright flashes of color, she will confuse her emotional neediness with lust. The licking flames and the mounting heat become a call to action in the feminine mind, a call that she will recklessly follow into the darkness and lick and mount with delirious intent until the early dawn."

This and 9 other outrageous claims by a "Award winning Christian Investigative Author"
what was that verse about bearing false witness against your neighbor?
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Ugly Dougly » Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:45 pm

Blaspheme all you want, brother, but it will not obscure the Truth! (Works for me, anyway.)
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby gyre » Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:07 am

knowmad wrote:"3. Fires Attract Slutty Women
A burning fire excites a woman’s natural irrationality. Hypnotized by the bright flashes of color, she will confuse her emotional neediness with lust. The licking flames and the mounting heat become a call to action in the feminine mind, a call that she will recklessly follow into the darkness and lick and mount with delirious intent until the early dawn."

This and 9 other outrageous claims by a "Award winning Christian Investigative Author"
what was that verse about bearing false witness against your neighbor?
What the Fuck?

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"Six foot walls of burning man" ?

Hysterical!
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby H.G.Crosby » Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:26 am

first the transit of venus...


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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby AntiM » Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:51 am

knowmad wrote:John Frum is coming back! I say we deflower all our virgins, hide our gold, and play dumb.



We have virgins?
These are not my fuckos.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby ygmir » Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:10 am

AntiM wrote:
knowmad wrote:John Frum is coming back! I say we deflower all our virgins, hide our gold, and play dumb.



We have virgins?


define virgin.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby knowmad » Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:10 pm

H.G.Crosby wrote:first the transit of venus...


Then the Transit of Man.

ygmir wrote:
define virgin.

Venus was the first defiled Virgin...

AntiM wrote:
knowmad wrote:John Frum is coming back! I say we deflower all our virgins, hide our gold, and play dumb.



We have virgins?

Who gave birth to a "pure and blameless Virgin Man"

Who gave rise to the Conceptual Noble Benevolent Ideal Man That Raped The Mother for Coveted Riches.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby BAS » Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:16 pm

The Daily Bleach is either some sort of humor web-zine or frighteningly lunatic fringe.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Gonzo Frothwood » Wed May 29, 2013 2:01 pm

The Shiite Muslim "Death to Infidels" camp is combining with the Mormon "We can kill anyone not of our faith" camp and form "Fireworks on the ground with lots of wives" village. Young virgin women are encouraged to join.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed May 29, 2013 8:36 pm

First Camp has gone down in flames, and Larry's looking for a new place to sleep.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:43 am

Larry Harvey is one half of Daft Punk.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 04, 2013 4:28 pm

breathe deep, the playa is the dust of your ancestors

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Foxfur » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:30 pm

Gonzo Frothwood wrote:The Shiite Muslim "Death to Infidels" camp is combining with the Mormon "We can kill anyone not of our faith" camp and form "Fireworks on the ground with lots of wives" village. Young virgin women are encouraged to join.

Holy fuck on a hibachi, that's brilliant!
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby knowmad » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:48 am

There will be chocolate Sphincters for all walk-in campers molded from Larry's Ass.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:48 am

the "TALL WHITES" will make a guest appearance.
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