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Is the act of propelling a pair of panties in someones direction from about 20 feet assault?

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PANTIE CANNONS

Postby EspressoDude » Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:37 pm

Pantie cannons are fairly common at events like Burning Man.

They propel an article of clothing about 15 - 25 feet at a relatively low velocity similar to having thrown the article of clothing.

Is the act of propelling a pair of panties or other cloth in someones direction or at them from about 20 feet away considered assault?

If it hits them?
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby Drawingablank » Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:26 pm

EspressoDude wrote:Is the act of propelling a pair of panties or other cloth in someones direction or at them from about 20 feet away considered assault?

If it hits them?

Only if they have skid marks.
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby Savannah » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:30 pm

Not if you . . .

Test it on yourself and own camp members first, to make sure the panty velocity is not injurious and your aim is true.

Fire only new pairs. (Gotta keep it classy).

Be emotionally ready to deal with someone assuming you really, really want her/him to put some clothes on (if you're cool with that for any multitude of reasons, including providing a mere philosophical counterpoint to Pants Cannons for Shirtcockers, please proceed).

Comply with state and federal laws re: scanty-flingin'.



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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby MyDearFriend » Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:01 am

Savannah wrote:Not if you . . .

Test it on yourself and own camp members first, to make sure the panty velocity is not injurious and your aim is true.

Fire only new pairs. (Gotta keep it classy).

Be emotionally ready to deal with someone assuming you really, really want her/him to put some clothes on (if you're cool with that for any multitude of reasons, including providing a mere philosophical counterpoint to Pants Cannons for Shirtcockers, please proceed).

Comply with state and federal laws re: scanty-flingin'.



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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:03 am

If it's not dangerous, then why bother?
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby Savannah » Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:12 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:If it's not dangerous, then why bother?


I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby illy dilly » Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:37 am

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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby ygmir » Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:46 am

*scampers into line, target circle on forehead*
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby mdmf007 » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:45 pm

hmmm, didnt homer kill his neighbor with a similar cannon? a t shirt cannon... test it out first.
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby graidawg » Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:35 am

? these are real. i am willing to risk an assault charge!
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby ygmir » Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:02 am

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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:30 am

Savannah wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:If it's not dangerous, then why bother?


I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.


As long as you're inside your panties when you shoot at me. That way, it'll be safe, and you know how important that is to me.
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby ygmir » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:09 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:
Savannah wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:If it's not dangerous, then why bother?


I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.


As long as you're inside your panties when you shoot at me. That way, it'll be safe, and you know how important that is to me.



see...right here......you bait me like this!! my poor little warped mind, goes to a "oh so funny but oh so innapropriate" joke, and I feel like I'm always the one taking that road, so I step back, hoping someone else does. And, where's SImon? Sailman? Sham?.......etc........but oh no....it just floats out there, and I have to giggle alone.
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Oct 26, 2012 11:06 am

Savannah wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:If it's not dangerous, then why bother?


I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.

I'm confused.
Is that some sort of cookstove?
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby ygmir » Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:12 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Savannah wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:If it's not dangerous, then why bother?


I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.

I'm confused.
Is that some sort of cookstove?


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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby Sail Man » Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:32 pm

Oh, sorry about letting you hang out to dry Ygmir, I was busy setting up my double barreled bra gun, but something seems to be sticking and causing the rounds to be ejaculated prematurly.

Could be a problem with the piston, or the bore stroke. More hands on work needs to be done.


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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby EspressoDude » Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:03 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Savannah wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:If it's not dangerous, then why bother?


I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.

I'm confused.
Is that some sort of cookstove?


like a bun warmer or a hot dog roaster?
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby Bob » Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:38 pm

I believe the original pants cannon was driven by a couple of bungee cords. Get a quick & dirty spring constant and work out the ballistics, motherfuckers.
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby MyDearFriend » Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:47 am

So why is this not a reality already? My panties will fit inside a ping pong ball, which should be a fairly simple launch, am I right?
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby ygmir » Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:42 am

MyDearFriend wrote:So why is this not a reality already? My panties will fit inside a ping pong ball, which should be a fairly simple launch, am I right?



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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby Elorrum » Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:16 am

I think you should yell "Hey!" or "Heads up, Nude!" first.
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby Sail Man » Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:21 pm

IDK Elorrum, asking them to bend over and pick up a ten spot should present with an inticing target. Provided you are a fast runner of course ;)
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby Box Burner » Sun Oct 28, 2012 11:46 am

Sail Man wrote:IDK Elorrum, asking them to bend over and pick up a ten spot should present with an inticing target. Provided you are a fast runner of course ;)


The original release of "Quest for Fire" started out with just that type of shot. It was soon deleted and is not even present in the extended edition.
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby Sail Man » Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:28 pm

Box Burner wrote:
Sail Man wrote:IDK Elorrum, asking them to bend over and pick up a ten spot should present with an inticing target. Provided you are a fast runner of course ;)


The original release of "Quest for Fire" started out with just that type of shot. It was soon deleted and is not even present in the extended edition.


OMG! I remember that part, we had gone off base to see the movie in Fairfield Cali since the base theater was for shit.
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby Snow » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:18 pm

If you're worried about it being lethal just use some less than lethal ammo Image
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby Snow » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:23 pm

Box Burner wrote:
Sail Man wrote:IDK Elorrum, asking them to bend over and pick up a ten spot should present with an inticing target. Provided you are a fast runner of course ;)


The original release of "Quest for Fire" started out with just that type of shot. It was soon deleted and is not even present in the extended edition.

LOL I told my girlfriend about this part the other day before we watched the movie, then we thought I was crazy cuz it wasn't like that at all anymore. Now we just think I'm crazy for all the other reasons we think I'm crazy.
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:28 am

That looks lethal, Snow. Them panties would do in, that's for sure.

What about a bra bomb, in order to round out the arsenal?
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Re: PANTIE CANNONS

Postby Savannah » Sat Nov 03, 2012 6:28 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:That looks lethal, Snow. Them panties would do in, that's for sure.

What about a bra bomb, in order to round out the arsenal?


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