COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

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COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:48 am

YOU HAVE 57 DAYS UNTIL THE END OF YOUR WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT.


it's about fucking time.


as in, you better fuck while there is still time.


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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby ygmir » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:58 am

*sighs....sitting at home alone*..........
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:01 am

get off your ass and go to town and chat up one of the thousands of Hottie Trim Girls that are innundating NorCal right Now....


mention that you have a fridge and running hot water, it's a bigger turn on than you might expect.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby H.G.Crosby » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:06 am

"i thought YOU had the key"
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Sham » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:18 am

This world is such a mess, with these crazy kids and their rock and roll, and this crazy internets thing. It's time we start with a clean slate already.
Today, I am going out and charging all my credit cards up to the limit. I'll show those banking bastards!
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby ygmir » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:25 am

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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby BBadger » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:48 am

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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby pinemom » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:04 am

So if it really happens, we(40K full fledgies) Know that power will be gone....how will we find each other...say? Meet near playa....take over the fenced part of Empire say...April 20th 2013....and yes we can all fuck there too SImon!

Pack list is the same, but with some of the items RETURNING...

GUNS and AMMO!Lots and LOTS of Ammo! Damn, we prolly wont be able to shoot for fun..Oh I know Marksmen classes! (sign me up!)
Plant starts! all seeds!!!!
FEATHERS, you know for bedding....
ALL leather, for clothing, and possible eating if it gets real bad....you know, Doc martin stew!
Pharmaceutics, unfortunately the antibiotic kinds...the new LSD.
Fuels: Unleaded, leaded, propane, white gas, lamp oil, kerosene, petroleum products...etc( because we will be dehydrated and like Simon says we gotta fuck!)
Material: lots and lots of whatever is in your closets,(sheets) in your sewing room,hemp,twine.
ALL tools, ya, in your normal overly prepared list anyway...
Burner Doctors and nurses grab an autoclave or two, will ya...

lists are good, because we get sidetracked...ya know.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby ygmir » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:10 am

all good........but really if'n we're gonna hunker down and "survive"......the playa is not the place I'd choose.
gotta have water, clean and lots.
raw materials (read trees) for building and heat.
good soil for growing stuff.
"Mediterranean climate, if possible*

more, on the order of west slope, Sierra Nevadas, below 3500 ' elevation.
More moderate climate, not as cold in winter........and cold is the enemy when power and fuel are limited.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby pinemom » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:12 am

ya, but Ygmir...the selected date is not good for Snow travel!!!

Empire comes with 50-100 houses??? a Large Factory(center camp) 12 foot fences, easily doubled up for strength....say hunker down in your home till the real whack jobs come looking for forceful handouts!
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:15 am

i'm going to do a little looting first, then i'm heading to flanigan.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby pinemom » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:16 am

I figured after most of snow melt everyone could get to "The Last EMPIRE!"


(hahah I envision total Mad max caravans traveling through most roads that have been abandoned, since most humans will seek yr round heat south of the border...)

slight snow will provide water when the wells dry up.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:19 am

well, i am the proud owner of 1 acre in empire, opposite the store...




seriously.




but im trying to purchase 40 in flanigan...




busy busy busy.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:21 am

If someone can divert him/herself to Berkeley and help put me out the way of a slow, painful death, I'd be grateful.

Unless, of course, I wasn't.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:22 am

we'll come and get you.


bring drugs.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby pinemom » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:24 am

Too close to Reno'ites...they'll get you, those damn gun to'tens hoodlums...

Plus what the fuck is a piece of paper with your name on it gonna do for you?

Who you going to call against someone trespassing on your private property?

Im stealing Empire, and changing its name to New Empire!




P.s. Someone grab Fishy on your way up will ya?
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:25 am

you should know by now my name is not on anything.



it's by proxy.



i dont exist, remember?
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby pinemom » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:26 am

Ya, I plan on carry a big fucking ugly stick!
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby AntiM » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:29 am

Trying to figure out if I want to cross Nevada when we have perfectly good mountains and desert properties to hole up on here in Utah. Sun Tunnels are out, no water. But they are near a railroad ghost town which still has a water pipe, located on the far side of the Great Lake. Lucin, here we come.
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:30 am

Trust me. Without the gabapentin, I'm not going to enjoy life.

If I were a Ramones fan, this is where I'd say "Gabba, Gabba Hey."
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:30 am

i'm going to light Nebraska on Fire on my way out there.



i hate Nebraska.



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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby pinemom » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:31 am

But together we are stronger, and we all know the rules already!
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Bounce530 » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:33 am

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:i'm going to light Nebraska on Fire on my way out there.



i hate Nebraska.



payback's a bitch, omaha....


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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:35 am

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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby pinemom » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:37 am

HAHHAHAAAA,


Ya, and we all own the "outfit" already!!!!
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:39 am

never underestimate the power of a Nerd Girl...


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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:40 am

Why is Velma wearing a cross. Wasn't she voted "Most Likely to be a Rational Humanist"?
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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby BBadger » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:41 am

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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:43 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Why is Velma wearing a cross. Wasn't she voted "Most Likely to be a Rational Humanist"?




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Re: COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:49 am

relax, everything is going to be Just Fine...
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