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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:37 pm

The Sock Puppet Warrior, I presume.
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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:56 pm

It's true to a point.. They give you a certain amount of an item, such as one barbeque sauce per every 5 chicken nuggets. They have a sign on the window if you want another one, you must pay like 30 cents. They usually just give it to you free though if you ask at the last window when you get your food. They usually charge you for packets of salad dressing..but they definitely don't charge you for ketchup. They should put a limit on how much ketchup they give. I ask for ketchup expecting to get like 1-2 packets..they seriously give me atleast TEN!
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Re: WTF

Postby knowmad » Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:27 pm




OMG! the first ten seconds are well worth the click.
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Re: WTF

Postby gyre » Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:00 pm

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Today was national Coming Out Day.

For some reason I am also reminded that the sinaloa cartel is about to release 3,000 tons of the glass ice meth portrayed in breaking bad to the usa.
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Re: WTF

Postby gyre » Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:11 pm

knowmad wrote:
OMG! the first ten seconds are well worth the click.

Third Eagle of the Apocalypse!

I say best playa name ever!

I can refer you offline to a state capital building with pagan symbolism in stained glass twenty feet high.
I don't know how common that sort of thing is with artists.

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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:03 pm

JESUS MADE ME SMOKE CRACK
http://www.justaguything.com/jesus-made-me-smoke-crack
Craig A. Dunn of Louisville, Kentucky, who is under house arrest, told police that Jesus had set him up, leaving a burned teaspoon with drug residue in his home. That two-timing Jesus.
Local police were doing a routine home check on Dunn, who is incarcerated at home because of a parole violation. The cops spotted an aluminum foil tube burnt at one end and a spoon with burn marks and possible drug residue, according to a local TV station.
Police have yet to locate Jesus to verify Dunn's story. So unfortunately for Dunn, he's now charged of possession of drug paraphernalia
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Re: WTF

Postby knowmad » Fri Oct 12, 2012 10:58 pm

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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:09 am

http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2012/10/16/ ... -mckinnon/

He described how in 2001 and 2002 he spent about a year attempting to crack U.S. military systems — spending up to eight hours a day at a computer in his girlfriend's aunt's house while drinking beer and smoking marijuana.

McKinnon has since claimed that his hacking uncovered photographic proof of alien spacecraft and the names and ranks of "non-terrestrial officers."


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Re: WTF

Postby BBadger » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:12 am

knowmad wrote:Image


I love how the girls running after the Dear Leader look like they got their tans in an iron-lung-style tanning booth.
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Re: WTF

Postby wh..sh » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:22 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: WTF

Postby Nipple » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:30 am

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Re: WTF

Postby wh..sh » Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:00 pm

After SNL, I HAD to go hunt this down, just so I can say "WTF!"

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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:02 pm

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle ... video.html

An Italian court has convicted seven experts of manslaughter for failing to adequately warn residents about the risk of an earthquake before hit in 2009, killing more than 300 people. The verdict has shocked the scientific community
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Re: WTF

Postby Savannah » Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:11 pm

That's so shocking that I actually went to CNN as well, to make sure it wasn't a joke.

My, how times have changed since Galileo's. :shock:
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Re: WTF

Postby unjonharley » Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:14 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/travel/italy-earthquake-experts-convicted-of-manslaughter/2012/10/23/b1db5f61-55f4-404a-86c3-8d5ce866a746_video.html

An Italian court has convicted seven experts of manslaughter for failing to adequately warn residents about the risk of an earthquake before hit in 2009, killing more than 300 people. The verdict has shocked the scientific community


And we thought the verbiage in the debates were stupid W :?: T :?: F
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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:19 pm

I have deep sympathy for people experiencing the loss of a dear one, especially in such a sudden manner.
However...
Did they also sue the church for no warning?
One wonders what happens when their picnics are rained out...
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Re: WTF

Postby moonrise » Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:16 pm

^^ Funny! I forecast some weatherman jobs opening up in Italy (though, only if you're connected...) hahaha!

BTW, I have one of those tongue scrapers. Just because you can't SEE the nasty germs doesn't mean they aren't (in) there... WTF, I thought everyone had one...!? :? :lol:
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Re: WTF

Postby unjonharley » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:27 am

WTF?

The results of rape is an act of God????

So said GOP Ind, lawmaker..

The Mitt is on the run from that one..
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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:51 am

Yes, and Hatha Yoga is a religion.
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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:08 pm

A beluga whale tells his keeper to get out:
http://www.newser.com/story/156264/belu ... glish.html
One diver who swam with the whale asked, "Who told me to get out?" Researchers concluded that Noc had made a sound resembling "Out," reports the Huffington Post. Scientists think the whale's close proximity to people allowed him to listen to and mimic human speech. After several years, Noc went back to sounding like a whale, emitting high-pitched noises. The whale died several years ago.
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Re: WTF

Postby Savannah » Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:33 pm

Whoa!

That tripped a memory of mine. Hoover the Talking Seal. I read an article about him in a magazine when I was little. He could say "Get outta here!" or "Well, Hello Deah" in a thick New England accent. :shock:

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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:05 pm

That's less seal-like than some people I know.
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Re: WTF

Postby knowmad » Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:10 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:That's less seal-like than some people I know.

say wha?
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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:17 pm

who wants to go clubbing?


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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:44 pm

Was he a cross-dressing seal?
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Re: WTF

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Oct 28, 2012 2:09 pm

evidently, Yes.

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Re: WTF

Postby lucky420 » Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:21 pm

I have a terraced hill in my back yard. Had some guys come and trim down the ivy and ground cover. Was walking through it this weekend and found what kind of looks like part of a human thigh bone and maybe a knee joint...WTF
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:27 pm

Um thats prolly an FBI and not a WTF situation...


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Re: WTF

Postby lucky420 » Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:31 pm

Yeah I'll call someone tomorrow on it and get it identified as human or not. i put it on a high shelf after taking it away from my dog earlier today.
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Re: WTF

Postby unjonharley » Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:34 pm

At least LEO

just saying
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