The Bar, Volume #4

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Sat Oct 13, 2012 6:04 pm

*wanders in*
hi gang!! dang, no Reno or Sac decom for me.....it's up to the Hof, at 6 am tomorrow to start putting in the windows in hopes of getting it weather tight for winter.
Wish me luck!! I have my 3 lb hammer and small "finish" chainsaw, so to should go fine.
What, could go wrong?

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:01 pm

So, I have bought a cd where the levels of the music recording are so low, that it's like listening to a record without speakers.

Not sure what to do next...
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby piehole » Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:53 pm

They still make CDs??
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Bin Noddin » Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:59 pm

More of the Juice of Forgetting, please. The harder I try to shake A out of my head, the harder she clings to my brain. Last week a friend told me to forget her, go out with Ms. K. So, I saw Ms. K last night. She was so nuts she got us thrown our of a bar. First time in my life for that. Not the first time I've seen Ms. K crazy drunk. Don't need that in my life, either, smart and fun as she is when sober, or maybe I should say "less drunk". Say, buddy izh thish the "Fuck!" Thread? Where am I?
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:03 pm

*Leaves a bottle and shot glass in front of bin*
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Bin Noddin » Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:06 pm

Ooooh!
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:12 pm

Here that Russian accent:
it is good article
by vlovenicka » Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:10 pm

And poison arrows pointing at your front door can cause bad luck
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby magicmarty » Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:17 pm

Hi Fishy, Bin, Pie and YG. Good self advice, Bin. Stick with it. Only thing that can go wrong, YG, is dropping that 3 lb hammer on your foot or some other vulnerable part of your anatomy. Remember, saftey second (moved up from third!)

Hey Doc, how about them Giants! Too bad about the A's and MDF's Nationals. Both put up a great fight! Baseball at its most exciting!

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Bin Noddin » Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:22 pm

Hey! Who put thoshe arrrrwwzz there?
She knows what an "anaphora" is without looking it up, even though the movie was in Romanian. There are two anaphoras in that sentenshhh.
OUCH! Thatshhh sssssharp - what? Bad luck? Nobody will notishss, no no , I don't think ssszzo.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Bin Noddin » Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:23 pm

Nationallzzzhhh - yeah, we got thrown out of the bar in the bottom of the 9th. Pathetic!
Wait - there's pie? Where?
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Elliot » Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:46 pm

:D
Hey there!
Pretty sure "cracker" is a derogatory American slang word for a poor white southerner. Randy Newman used it in a song.

Now, isn't "crumpet" also a British slang word for a nice young lady? I think somebody once described the Jaguar E-type as the World's best crumpet-bait.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Elorrum » Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:44 pm

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edit to add: crumpet... a good reason to have a pet is to have it eat the crumbs you drop on the floor. more expeditious than a vacuum cleaner.
yippee winterized hoff... gots to keep those llamas warm.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby piehole » Sat Oct 13, 2012 11:26 pm

who wants to do shots of vodka with me
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby knowmad » Sat Oct 13, 2012 11:41 pm

I will Piehole! just pour it into my mayonnaise jar.

Out: Hookers and blow
In: Crumpets and absinthe
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby graidawg » Sun Oct 14, 2012 2:26 am

I'm not sure whar crumpets are. but they are for breakfast toasted with butter on. or cheese or whatever. i like them with ice cream on when i eat them. Yes crumpet is slang for a good looking women over here but we rarely use it, since we started calling schools high schools.

I have found drinking rum not to be as good over here, even if i find interesting rum to have with toast fro breakfast
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:54 am

*wanders in, starts ECM*
yeah, Elorrum.........winterized, I"m hoping....just getting ready to leave.
but, it's Yak's we're a raising there!! that's what Itold the county guy....so it's what I gotta stick with.

Hiho, Hiho, it's off to the hof I go.............

*strokes tv*

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby AntiM » Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:11 am

Thanks for the coffee, Yg, and have fun buttoning up the Hof!

Long dull weekend. Damp and chilly outside, and Larry is stuck in Primm, NV with Special Ed (another driver) with two loads of oversized steel... CA dinked around with the permits and didn't get them issued on Friday. He is too smart to try and make the run without a permit, the fines are extremely high. So he's at Whiskey Pete's, watching movies in the truck and contemplating getting a room. Sigh.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby FIGJAM » Sun Oct 14, 2012 8:37 am

Tried to make crumpets, but they came out tarts. :?
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Elorrum » Sun Oct 14, 2012 8:41 am

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby littleflower » Sun Oct 14, 2012 8:45 am

good morning!

autumn here ..... i have millions of leaves to rake up, and they've only just begun to fall .... ! it's fascinating, i keep looking into the trees and wondering how it's even possible for all those things to come down and not completely bury my house. they are all colors now, and so very beautiful. gotta enjoy it while it lasts!

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby piehole » Sun Oct 14, 2012 8:59 am

Can I also have a slice
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby graidawg » Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:11 am

completely unconcerned.
"Savannah" I like it . . . it makes us sound forward-thinking, and not at all like trailblazing, professional-level procrastinors.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby littleflower » Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:14 am

of course, piehole, it's a never ending pie .... dig in!

thanks for the link, dawg ..... wow, that is something .....
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby piehole » Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:14 am

i am watching it too grai!

this is so awesome
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby knowmad » Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:32 am

Moin, moin
So a Strumpet? is a naughty crumpet? well naughty is a bit harsh, let's say a working crumpet. but not a pastry?
Piehole is not the same as tart-tunnel?
And doughnut is derogatory slang term for a heavy-set Bird. but not synonymous with a Plump Turkey?
I'm not even going into what a doughnut bumper is, but it's not a Cop's butt.

I've come to the conclusion that English bakers are a bawdy lot.

Think I'll have me a Danish.
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crap can't view the link Grai. :(
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby graidawg » Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:33 am

i am amazed at the view, how amazing!
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby piehole » Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:41 am

knowmad, you have an extraordinary thought process
don't ever change
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby graidawg » Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:20 am

record height now if he jumps!
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby knowmad » Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:39 am

graidawg wrote:record height now if he jumps!

Crap! the suspense is killing me!my plug-ins need to be upgraded and that's just too much for me right now. so I cant see it.
ARRRRG

Edited to add:
Been looking in the webz about Danish women and my preliminary finding is they are; (how do I put this delicately; they are not) Hansom women.
On a more Serendipitous note in change one letter I just turned Static onto Racist and Christ into Riches.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Ugly Dougly » Sun Oct 14, 2012 11:03 am

graidawg wrote:i am amazed at the view, how amazing!

You mean the blonde?
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