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Re: Fuck!

Postby Box Burner » Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:56 pm

damn fishy,

all these fucks don't sound good.

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Re: Fuck!

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:03 pm

thanks, Box...
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Elorrum » Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:22 pm

fuck. that's for fishy, and I hope things improve... they will for certain change, I pretty much believe in that.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby BAS » Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:32 pm

Fuck, I haven't been on this site in a while!

...and, fuck! I'm supposed to be using my computer for job hunting, not everything but! :?
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Jax Dee » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:51 pm

Fuck my life. Or what's left of it.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Rice » Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:14 pm

Yah, I wanna bitch about how life is not treating me fairly. Then I come on here and see what others have to deal with.

Thank Fuck I am only dealing with my little problems!!!

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Re: Fuck!

Postby graidawg » Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:20 pm

Jax Dee wrote:Fuck my life. Or what's left of it.


you have us
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Re: Fuck!

Postby wh..sh » Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:42 pm

stretch80 wrote:Yah, I wanna bitch about how life is not treating me fairly. Then I come on here and see what others have to deal with.

Thank Fuck I am only dealing with my little problems!!!

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Re: Fuck!

Postby Sail Man » Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:51 pm

graidawg wrote:
Jax Dee wrote:Fuck my life. Or what's left of it.


you have us



Amen Brother!

Oops, make that Fucking Amen.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Box Burner » Sun Sep 30, 2012 10:17 pm

Fuck. Got to work and my left rear tire was almost flat. Seems to have a slow leak. I can't change it because:

A - the jack is a fucking rusted piece of crap and does not work.
B - the spare tire bracket is rust-welded in place so I cannot release the tire from under the house.

the spare tire does have air in it though. :lol:

hope the fucking tire lasts through the week.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby ygmir » Mon Oct 01, 2012 7:14 am

fuck BB!
is there a Les Schwa& near? I've found, they'll change a tire, and fix a flat, free if you tell them you might buy tires when you get ready. Even not saying that, I've had many flats fixed there, and they say "no charge".

and they'll have the stuff to get your spare out.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Lassen Forge » Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:37 am

Just don't take it to Pep boys - they'll remove your spare with a fucking cutting torch... AND break off your wheel lugs... AND put the wrong tire on your car... AND sell your usable tire to someone else AFTER you told them you want it back... Oh yeah, did I mention they'll charge you double?

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Re: Fuck!

Postby AntiM » Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:53 am

We've had great service from Big O tires. Our local guys won't fucking rip you off.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Sail Man » Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:47 am

AntiM wrote:We've had great service from Big O tires. Our local guys won't fucking rip you off.



I'm fucking sorry. But when I see you post a message with fucking and a Big O in the message, I can't help but think your referring to someting else besides tires lol

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Re: Fuck!

Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:38 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Just don't take it to Pep boys - they'll remove your spare with a fucking cutting torch... AND break off your wheel lugs... AND put the wrong tire on your car... AND sell your usable tire to someone else AFTER you told them you want it back... Oh yeah, did I mention they'll charge you double?


For all that extra work, of course they're going to charge you double. Looks like they've earned it!
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Box Burner » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:47 am

Fucking A! see the happy thread!
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Re: Fuck!

Postby pink » Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:27 pm

BB, I like Big O too. (double entendre ok, lol).

And FUCK!!!!! I got in a new roommate who I'm giving a free place to stay in exchange for housework. Is she doing a damn thing?? No! Do you think someone that was a fucking step away from homelessness would be a little bit grateful?

And my boyfriend gave me grief when I asked him to water two trees. At least he pays some rent, but shit! He's fucking unemployed. Sits at the computer all day watching TV and playing games on his phone. I have a deadline in 2 weeks. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:14 pm

Oh Fuck, pink has come down with hippies! :shock:
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Savannah » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:17 pm

FIGJAM wrote:Oh Fuck, pink has come down with hippies! :shock:


If I find 'em in the kitchen, I like to flick on the light real suddenly and just beat the shit out of them with a rolled magazine.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby bigbluedoggy » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:29 pm

Savannah wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:Oh Fuck, pink has come down with hippies! :shock:


If I find 'em in the kitchen, I like to flick on the light real suddenly and just beat the shit out of them with a rolled magazine.


Fucking "like"
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Re: Fuck!

Postby pink » Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:58 am

Oh shit, they got in undercover since they weren't wearing patchouli or beads.

Fucking hippie infestations. :evil:
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Zhust » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:34 am

Fucking case of the hippies. Ask them to leave and they go, "na i'm 'astay".
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Re: Fuck!

Postby ygmir » Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:28 am

post a fucking "help wanted " sign.........you know they are like garlic to a vampire.........
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Re: Fuck!

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:05 am

Savannah wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:Oh Fuck, pink has come down with hippies! :shock:


If I find 'em in the kitchen, I like to flick on the light real suddenly and just beat the shit out of them with a rolled magazine.

Forbes or the Economist work wonders.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby unjonharley » Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:39 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Savannah wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:Oh Fuck, pink has come down with hippies! :shock:


If I find 'em in the kitchen, I like to flick on the light real suddenly and just beat the shit out of them with a rolled magazine.

Forbes or the Economist work wonders.


The Economist is so fucking slanted you will only get a glancing swat on the hippie
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Re: Fuck!

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:18 am

fucking point for unjon.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Mojojita » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:38 pm

Cure for fucking Hippie infestation = set out a few bars of soap. If condition persists, try Janitor In A Drum.

Fucking bashed my head accidentally last week, went to ER for cat scan (ironic since I fell over the cat), now have bruises covering half my face. Then fucking starters went on TWO cars, fixed one then had to have it towed yesterday when the fucking fuel pump quit. Of course it waited to quit until I was ready to drive home from work.

Good fucking news BB!

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Re: Fuck!

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:25 pm

I'm okay. Meaning I'm fucking better than I was a couple of hours ago.



I get sucked into other people's issues sometimes. Especially if I fucking care about them.
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Re: Fuck!

Postby Mojojita » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:54 am

Empathy is not often comfortable but is part of what makes you a good friend.

(Edited to add FUCK)
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Re: Fuck!

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:59 am

Fuck thank you
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