The Bar

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Re: The Bar

Postby illy dilly » Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:35 pm

I don't know much about history, but I do know a'lo'bout drinking!

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Re: The Bar

Postby FIGJAM » Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:33 am

"If I took a rollin wheel, rolled it ten time's round. Would it travel far from here, or would it just turn round..........and round?"

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Re: The Bar

Postby wh..sh » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:30 am

No one puts The Bar in the corner

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Re: The Bar

Postby ygmir » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:37 am

wh..sh wrote:No one puts The Bar in the corner

*starts dancing*


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Re: The Bar

Postby bigbluedoggy » Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:03 pm

Speaking of drinking... Set me up a Sarsparilla, please!
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Re: The Bar

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:08 pm

1 sarsparilla, 1 godzilla, 1 life will killya...
If I can find room on the bar for all that.
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Re: The Bar

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:09 pm

Whoops, 1 armadilla
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Re: The Bar

Postby ygmir » Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:20 pm

*walks in pours a Becherovka slams it.......pours another and runs right back out the door*
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Re: The Bar

Postby ygmir » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:39 am

*turns on fan, throws dust in, for ambiance*

spreads sawdust and peanuts shells back around the floor, erasing "sawdust angels" the last folks made*

*sets our shots and cigars......a canister of fine pipe tobacco, and a snifer of cognac.*

dang, is evreryone on the wagon?

*lays back in HAMMOCK* with Sapphire and tonic*
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Re: The Bar

Postby Savannah » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:47 am

Sawdust angels, ahahaha!

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*sips hot coffee*
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Re: The Bar

Postby illy dilly » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:50 am

ygmir wrote:*turns on fan, throws dust in, for ambiance*

spreads sawdust and peanuts shells back around the floor, erasing "sawdust angels" the last folks made*

*sets our shots and cigars......a canister of fine pipe tobacco, and a snifer of cognac.*

dang, is evreryone on the wagon?

*lays back in HAMMOCK* with Sapphire and tonic*

Yggy's gett'n after it early today huh?
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Re: The Bar

Postby Risky » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:27 pm

ygmir wrote:
Risky wrote:Why would we freeze a thread that is actively being used?
And why would we do so when there is a history of frustration about attempting to make this thread obsolete?


interesting.........who has tried to make this bar "obsolete"?

I know I post here, I know others do.....we get largely ignored, or over run with music videos and incantations, but, hardly is it not viable.

I think the "freeze" suggestion, was not meant as permanent, but a "pause" to consider how many wonderful pages of history are here..........then rev 'er back up!!

just a thought.

*cracks peanut*


Perhaps it is the vernacular that is misleading.
I see a lock on some topics where no further posting is allowed, frozen, if you will, and thereby, obsolete.
This is what I thought was being suggested, and I was speaking against.
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Re: The Bar

Postby Elorrum » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:32 pm

Well I'm all for being against ... er, what Risky said. Howdy.
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Re: The Bar

Postby Elorrum » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:33 pm

What's the name of the act? The Aristocrats.
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Re: The Bar

Postby ygmir » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:43 am

Elorrum wrote:Well I'm all for being against ... er, what Risky said. Howdy.
howdy.


language, meaning, context, connotation, vernacular, hyperbole, semantics, idiom, slang, ........it goes on , and on, and on, and on......ad infinitum........

but yeah, keep her rollin!

*pours Jameson for all, and one in the glass back in the corner by the dead cigar*
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Re: The Bar

Postby Znobyzom » Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:51 pm

Comes in the back door adjoining the alcove. Stops just inside the door. …Lights a Cigar ~ Sips > <Rum from flask~ Smiles at Risky





~~~~> holds out fist of 200 assorted Jokers to the Bar lurkers~~ Smiles then put them back into his pocket. Slowly strolls out the front door.
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Re: The Bar

Postby Box Burner » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:12 pm

damn. Missed risky and Mozy.

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Re: The Bar

Postby Znobyzom » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:19 pm


Out side a Black SUV Starts up as a figure walks toward it. As he gets into the driver seat..... Neil is heard playing inside ….. as it pulls away~



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Re: The Bar

Postby Elorrum » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:46 pm

What's the name of the act? The Aristocrats.
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Re: The Bar

Postby Risky » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:08 pm

ygmir wrote:*pours Jameson for all, and one in the glass back in the corner by the dead cigar*



I like Jameson's.
But you knew that.
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Re: The Bar

Postby burner von braun » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:12 pm

*wanders in and drinks a shot of rum, and watches red tail lights vanish in the dust*

Hey all..
Thanks for the Bicardi BB!
Might have to go with the Jameson next time

*sits over in the corner and considers hatching a plan to see Neil with Crazy Horse, maybe in Chicago next month..*
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Re: The Bar

Postby ygmir » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:26 pm

Risky wrote:
ygmir wrote:*pours Jameson for all, and one in the glass back in the corner by the dead cigar*



I like Jameson's.
But you knew that.
Salut!


and I know you like cigars......and corner booths.........ah Risky........what are these days we live in?

Hi BVB!!

*pushes the button for "bar life", setting for "Real And Welcome, Sensous EXitement"


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Re: The Bar

Postby Box Burner » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:27 pm

Neil with crazy horse is good. Go see it.
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Re: The Bar

Postby Znobyzom » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:58 am

What? you really didn't think Znobyzom was going to start being nice did you? the >Mozy Bonz< you all love is a character I/Mike created in the Bar thread during and after my mothers cancer/death. that's why I defend it so. the bar moved on and the character Mozy Bonz died out not to return. So don't expect him. Znobyzom is his resentful Ghost who only lives in the bar.. Mercilessly kicks something nut like. What can I say Mom always told me if you can't say something nice don't say anything. sincerely..... I have things to do and it's not on line. I can't hang out to entertain you people... get a Fucking life... Smiles~


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Re: The Bar

Postby Risky » Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:23 am

Unfortunately, I had to give up cigars and cigarettes. My lungs just got too angry.
Started smoking cigarettes last fall (after having quit for 15yrs) and haven't had one since Dec 31, 2011 now.
Just about over my playa cough.

My favorite bar has great music, strange fellows, smoky dark corners, questionable food spreads and often useless chatter.
I liked having a place to join in without having to have important on task conversation.
Granted that's not for everyone, but most new members here will tell you it is one of the easiest, most welcome threads on this site.

::sets out pitcher of bloody mary's and an assortment of salted glasses::

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Re: The Bar

Postby Znobyzom » Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:01 am

From behind the bar….””but most new members here will tell you it is one of the easiest, most welcome threads on this site.”” Risky… Shhh …lets just keep that a secret OK…. Pours bloody~ garnishes with pickled green beans and olives. Pours two shots of Middleton whiskey…. pours one in the Dust drinks other down without sipping. RIP Cindy~ strolls out sipping Bloody~
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Re: The Bar

Postby ygmir » Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:10 am

as written on bar wall:

I have things to do and it's not on line. I can't hang out to entertain you people... get a Fucking life... Smiles~
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Re: The Bar

Postby Znobyzom » Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:42 am

ygmir wrote:as written on bar wall:

I have things to do and it's not on line. I can't hang out to entertain you people... get a Fucking life... >>>>Smiles~<<<<





If you believe that. I have some swamp land to sell you. But if you must know.... a death last night brought me in here today. RIP Cindy ...I should not be in here... I have a motor to pull and a crank to change in my SUV. But Drinking in here seems ..... more ..... Cindy.... like.



Nut up man you are a Viking aren't you?
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Re: The Bar

Postby ygmir » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:05 pm

Znobyzom wrote:
ygmir wrote:as written on bar wall:

I have things to do and it's not on line. I can't hang out to entertain you people... get a Fucking life... >>>>Smiles~<<<<





If you believe that. I have some swamp land to sell you. But if you must know.... a death last night brought me in here today. RIP Cindy ...I should not be in here... I have a motor to pull and a crank to change in my SUV. But Drinking in here seems ..... more ..... Cindy.... like.



Nut up man you are a Viking aren't you?


teasin ya, man........but in light of a loss such as yours, I surely bow, and tip my hat, in respect.
I'll pour ya a drink, and do what I can.

this can, be fun here if we want........if you want.
jibbin and jabbin, is nice, but the real fun is in the drinkin and laughin.......not that you're in the mood now........but I'd surely sit and tell tall tales with ya, if you have a mind to.

I can think of nothing, more unique and such, as a errant, resentful ghost, to spar with......and if Mozy......would come back from time to time....ah it was some fun, no?


*raises horn of mead*
To your friend, , Znoby, Mozy, and whomever loved her....stride far, with fair weather.

pours to Wights, quaffs, and pours rest to Fylgia-folk............walks out.
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Re: The Bar

Postby Znobyzom » Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:47 pm

It was a Family member~ opens a deep freeze drawer under the bar~~~ painstakingly opens a crate to reveal 11 bottles of 100 year old Mackinlay's Scotch whiskey, wrapped in paper and straw to protect them from the rigors of a rough trip. pulls one ~ returns crate to deep freezer case below the Bar. Opens~ pours shot glasses until bottle is empty~ breaks bottle in fire place... takes one shot~ sips Whiskey~ nods to the .... well... what ever he is.... fluffiest bunny viking I have ever seen I'm telln ya. goes into the store room~ sits on a half wall next to the Irish style pot still. pokes at fire with stick.
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