"virgin" whatever..

"virgin" whatever..

Postby Euronymous » Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:26 am

Ok so, I suppose I should just read the FAQ, but I need this information from the hores mouths..
A close friend, who lives on the west coast(I live on the east) wants me to go very badly. They will even be paying, which is huge, considering how much this party costs.

I have looked at photos, and read various articles-some in praise, most not; of this festival, but I have a few questions for you.
Do they play ANY metal, or do metal people hang out there? Or is it just Ani Armpit and the Phat Bongo Beatz?

"relations"
I do not plan on having relations with people there, as I am not single, a neo-hippie, rich, white, or a middle aged steampunk, but I noticed that sex is pretty prevalent there. I dunno about you, but after 24 hours with no shower, and having had a few trips to the bathroom(here it will be a filthy portajohn), my crotch is not the best place to be..Do people really bump nasties at this shindig? After the first day? Will I have to see it/smell it?

"art"
I appreciate art. I saw online there is a small scale oil rig, some bendy trucks, and a giant hippie dancer sculpture. What other sort of exciting art should I look forward to? Do they trot those out every year, or is it updated?

and finally, self-defense.
I consider it a personal affront if someone I don't know touches me. The last show I went to (Pentagram) there were several fights that broke out in the pit. I know there will most likely NOT be a pit at this show. I'm concerned about people saying sexual things to me, or touching me, and then getting their teeth knocked out.

Oh yeah, how much beer can I bring in there?
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Re: "virgin" whatever..

Postby gyre » Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:38 pm

Pentagram from Mumbai?
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Re: "virgin" whatever..

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:08 am

Sounds like you're talking yourself into staying home. Go with that feeling.
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Re: "virgin" whatever..

Postby TT120 » Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:43 pm

OP seems pretty uptight. Burning Man is more for open minded people. It's probably not the best place for you.

Do you have a lot of trouble with people touching you in the default world? Do funny smells make you mad? If you hear any music other than metal, do you get mad?

If yes to ANY of these questions, Burning Man is not for you. Plan your vacation elsewhere.
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Re: "virgin" whatever..

Postby gyre » Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:29 pm

Rammstein played last night, but I don't know if that qualifies as metal.

Who would go for music anyway?
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Re: "virgin" whatever..

Postby jkisha » Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:24 pm

Don't go. You won't like it.
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Re: "virgin" whatever..

Postby Sail Man » Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:38 pm

gyre wrote:Rammstein played last night, but I don't know if that qualifies as metal.

Who would go for music anyway?


OMG! Rammstein!!! I am so killing myself for not going this year! All I ever got to listen to was dubstep. :cry:



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Well, I certainly hope the OP doesn't get his or her panties in a bunch for the snarky replies, but he or she did call us a bunch of hores right off the bat. :wink:
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Re: "virgin" whatever..

Postby amaddencali » Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:18 pm

OMG my son's favorite metal band, and yes you can call them that, devo meets metallica maybe with a splash of slash. I am so bummed I missed it. Really ? all of them? any chance they'll play again. . . text me 650.922.4447
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Re: "virgin" whatever..

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:08 am

What are "hores"?
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Re: "virgin" whatever..

Postby illy dilly » Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:00 pm

Huh?
Sounds like you should totally go check out Coachella!
A lot more bands of all types, even Metal. And a lot less stinky porta potties and art!

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Re: "virgin" whatever..

Postby jerroc » Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:38 pm

[quote="Euronymous"]Ok so, I suppose I should just read the FAQ, but I need this information from the hores mouths..

Them is fighten words... You... me...thunder dome high noon.


Do they play ANY metal, or do metal people hang out there? Or is it just Ani Armpit and the Phat Bongo Beatz?


Mostly... thump! thump! and whomp! whomp! 24 fucking 7. You Will have nightmares about DUB STEP.

"relations"
I do not plan on having relations with people there, as I am not single,a neo-hippie, rich, white, or a middle aged steampunk

Your just judge-mental RIGHT?

but I noticed that sex is pretty prevalent there.

Last I checked Nun camp was not on the list of camps... Although I could be totally wrong.


I dunno about you, but after 24 hours with no shower, and having had a few trips to the bathroom(here it will be a filthy portajohn), my crotch is not the best place to be..Do people really bump nasties at this shindig? After the first day? Will I have to see it/smell

Smell it yes... Fucking hippies. See it... I hope so. You don't have to have sex. That's not what "rights of passage" and "fertility" means.

"art"
I appreciate art. I saw online there is a small scale oil rig, some bendy trucks, and a giant hippie dancer sculpture. What other sort of exciting art should I look forward to? Do they trot those out every year, or is it updated?

This is the only question I can answer straight... Art changes every year some shows back up some gets burned and is only a memory. It's ok to be a tourists but it's awsome to be a participant.


and finally, self-defense.
I consider it a personal affront if someone I don't know touches me.

Sounds like you need a Hug.

Oh yeah, how much beer can I bring in there?

First on the list to bring is Water then Bacon. Then a chinken costum with NO FUCKING FEATHERS. Then you bring me a gift I prefer coffee of course. Bicycle. Possibely food. Tent, googles, blinky lights. And the list goes on. And when the list is complete get your fucking beer and have a party. Don't forget my coffee asshat.
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Re: "virgin" whatever..

Postby junglesmacks » Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:50 pm

Show us yer tits.
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Re: "virgin" whatever..

Postby clocksnmirrors » Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:59 pm

jkisha wrote:Don't go. You won't like it.

+1

TT120 wrote:OP seems pretty uptight. ....
If yes to ANY of these questions, Burning Man is not for you. Plan your vacation elsewhere.

+1

Ugly Dougly wrote:Sounds like you're talking yourself into staying home. Go with that feeling.

+1

you don't sound like the kind of person who is going to enjoy or add to other people's enjoyment of this event. with so many other ways to spend your time you'd be doing yourself and everyone else a favor by sitting this out.
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Re: "virgin" whatever..

Postby graidawg » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:40 am

I heard it sucked this year, hope you didn't waste your time by going.
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