MV's aren't urinals!!

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MV's aren't urinals!!

Postby Aya » Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:42 pm

I'm jumping on my soapbox for a moment to whine about jerks that thought the Shuttlecraft Galileo was a urinal on Burn night!
F-you for pissing on an artcar that was built by my wonderful friend that spent thousands to build it and bring it to the playa!! F-you for Poor Captain Blackberry having to lay in your piss to set up the Galileo to be towed back to camp!
F-you to the couple that threw there garbage in the back window as they walked by!
I was furious that night having to guard the MV from blithering idiots with no respect, the Galileo was pissed on over 5 times in a half hour!
I am so sorry Blackberry, I know you were having a hard enough time that week getting the MV going and to top it off having to have it towed back to camp really burned, I wish you didnt have to come back to your MV being pissed on!
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby junglesmacks » Sat Sep 15, 2012 7:44 pm

What does all that have to do with EGO?
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby Aya » Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:30 pm

Thats were it happened, therefore they pissed me off at EGO!
Nothing against Ego!
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby oneeyeddick » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:41 am

more like pissed on at Ego.

BTW, the most appropriate response to seeing someone pissing on your artcar is to step up behind them and do the same to their backside.
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby oneeyeddick » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:41 am

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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby maladroit » Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:17 am

More like rolled in someone's piss near Ego.
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby ygmir » Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:04 am

leggo my ego.
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby Sail Man » Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:36 am

All waffling aside, I personally think that those caught pissing on art cars, etc should be staked to the playa along the pier with sign's reading "Golden Showers Test Range" and/or "Write your name on the playa" in front of them.

Pee funnel's strategically placed at the shooters discretion.

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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby EspressoDude » Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:56 am

AYA:

if you happened to be on the roof of the Shuttlecraft, you should have a large volume 'squirt gun' to repel peeple like you described. somewhat similar to OED's earlier suggestion.
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby BBadger » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:05 am

What a terribly worded thread topic. It sounded like you were pissed at (against) EGO, and even if it were taken as you residing near EGO when these events happened, it makes no difference anyway.
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby Bob » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:06 am

Furrfu... tough crowd...
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby Aya » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:49 am

Thats ok, all comments welcome, lets pick on my topic title instead of the issue at hand!
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby Major Krash » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:55 am

three words; electric fence charger (think the episode "Galileo 7")
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby Aya » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:56 am

OO that would work better than the full bottle of Gatorade I threw at the last pisser!
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby Bob » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:58 am

Is the motivation antipathy or simply apathy? Has anybody given Mad Pyssers a good polling?
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby BBadger » Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:01 pm

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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby dj_john69 » Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:05 pm

hahahahaha what a fucking joke of a thread. Oh no, someone peed somewhere HAHHAHAHA
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby Aya » Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:09 pm

Ouch! (runs for the mental first aid kit)
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby dj_john69 » Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:13 pm

Shouldnt the thread be called pissed ON at Ego ??
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby moonrise » Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:17 pm

It seems if the MV cannot be changed to prevent the pissing idiots from going for round two, you should do as OED and Espresso Dude suggested.

The women could incorporate a squirt gun :lol: full of rancid, stinkin'...


Btw, interesting remark buddy....down playing the piss situation. Maybe dj_john enjoys laying in other peoples piss?
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby Aya » Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:20 pm

Moonrise, did you tow the Galileo burn night?
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:05 pm

dj_john69 wrote:Shouldnt the thread be called pissed ON at Ego ??

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Re: Pissed off at EGO!

Postby moonrise » Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:05 pm

Aya wrote:Moonrise, did you tow the Galileo burn night?


No, but I love a good prank and that situation is perfect for teaching asshats where to piss (worst case scenario bring a pissbottle/funnel etc in your f'ing backpack).

Here's to hoping Galileo is happy and shiny and renewed! Cheers! ;)
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Re: MV's aren't urinals!!

Postby EspressoDude » Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:35 pm

dj_john69 wrote:hahahahaha what a fucking joke of a thread. Oh no, someone peed somewhere HAHHAHAHA



how would you like it if someone climbed up and pissed on your dj stuff?
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Re: MV's aren't urinals!!

Postby ZaphodBurner » Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:46 pm

Last I checked, cattleprods are legal on the playa. Wanna see somebody shoot diamonds out of his starfish? ...Cattleprod his ass while he's peeing.
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Re: MV's aren't urinals!!

Postby Zona_the_stona » Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:27 pm

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This post made me think of the toilet art car.
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Re: MV's aren't urinals!!

Postby Foxfur » Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:24 pm

Yiggy has the ol' girl now. You can be sure he'll devise multiple layers of anti-piss systems.
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Re: MV's aren't urinals!!

Postby ygmir » Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:27 pm

Foxfur wrote:Yiggy has the ol' girl now. You can be sure he'll devise multiple layers of anti-piss systems.

ah, it's not mine.......I'm just storing it for the new owners. I wish it were mine, though.
I'd just stand there and plant a size 14 boot in their ass so hard they'd have to undo their zipper to spit!!
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