2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

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2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby clocksnmirrors » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:12 pm

you know you need to
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby clocksnmirrors » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:13 pm

i hooked up with a dude who told me to never tell anyone. and i totally told.

so yeah
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Postby clocksnmirrors » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:18 pm

oh yea. and i also saw moop that i walked right by and didn't pick up.

i hated the moopers, but i hated myself for not doing anything.

and i also mooped some on 447 when my rmax panel on top of my truck vaporized in the wind.

and what else....

yeah i was naked and i sat on a cushion in center camp. but i totally clenched and sat to the side so the hole was nowhere near the cushion... but still


yea i think i'm good now.

no wait.


when i got to my hotel the first night after the burn i stood in the mirror for 20 minutes taking photos of myself because walking around for 7 days eating nothing but beef jerky had made me more lean, bronzed and sexy than i've ever been in my life.

ok NOW i'm good
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby This Woman » Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:17 pm

I drove 35 mph into Black Rock City. Well, I wasn't driving, and I'm not sure exact speed, but it was fast, and I was down for it. I also passed some moop by.

Oh, I'll confess a regret. He offered me molly, and I declined (Molly being wholly beside the point, as I'm sure you'll understand). :cry:
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby Lonesomebri » Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:21 pm

I drank too much.....
.....and sometimes I didn't drink enough.

....and I was totally checking out the crying topless woman out at the temple.....reverently though.
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby knowmad » Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:35 pm

there was this whole episode; tuesday to thursday, never came home. sorry campmates.
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby danibel » Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:58 pm

I ate two pieces of bacon. The first was willing the second was forced with a fried egg. I haven't had bacon for probably 5 years. It was goooood.
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby SaritaSyrah » Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:07 pm

knowmad wrote:there was this whole episode; tuesday to thursday, never came home. sorry campmates.



We missed you, and were so glad when you came home. :D
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Postby Elorrum » Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:12 pm

I slept most of the time.
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Postby Nipple » Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:17 pm

Lonesomebri wrote:....and I was totally checking out the crying topless woman out at the temple.....reverently though.



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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby clocksnmirrors » Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:21 pm

This Woman wrote:I drove 35 mph into Black Rock City. Well, I wasn't driving, and I'm not sure exact speed, but it was fast, and I was down for it.



driving 5 mph was excrutiating. with no traffic it took me 40 minutes from camp to the main road
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Postby knowmad » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:06 am

SaritaSyrah wrote:
knowmad wrote:there was this whole episode; tuesday to thursday, never came home. sorry campmates.



We missed you, and were so glad when you came home. :D

then I realized that "home" was a nexus of some of the coolest burners, and just waited for the next one to walk in. one could either go on tour, or sit and watch the parade.
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby vargaso » Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:41 pm

Lonesomebri wrote:I drank too much.....
.....and sometimes I didn't drink enough.

....and I was totally checking out the crying topless woman out at the temple.....reverently though.


Ha! I know, it's so damn conflicting sometimes.
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby vargaso » Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:42 pm

clocksnmirrors wrote:
This Woman wrote:I drove 35 mph into Black Rock City. Well, I wasn't driving, and I'm not sure exact speed, but it was fast, and I was down for it.



driving 5 mph was excrutiating. with no traffic it took me 40 minutes from camp to the main road


Oh, you poor, poor thing. Ha, I kid. However, 40 minutes is pretty much as fast as possible from BRC to 447. I've spent 5 hours. Others even more.
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby RedHeaven » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:32 pm

I dissed my playa boyfriend from last year
I just wasnt feelin' his vibe, as nice as he is.
Bad thing is, I was very wishy washy with him.
SORRY

I also let an aluminum windshield shade blow away from the back of my truck. I hope someone enjoyed that moop for themselves. woops.
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby clocksnmirrors » Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:09 pm

RedHeaven wrote:I dissed my playa boyfriend from last year
I just wasnt feelin' his vibe, as nice as he is.
Bad thing is, I was very wishy washy with him.
SORRY



i don't know... i can't imagine there's any way to handle that which wouldn't be awkward at the very least
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby RedHeaven » Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:17 pm

Its such a whirlwind out there, that its way less awkward than if it happened in real life.....Flighty is kind of the norm out in BRC. Its just very rare that I am on this side of the coin, usually its me wondering what the heck is up.

I just shoulda told him, but I thought I might get cold later in the week and need his company. I tried but when yer not feelin it, yer not feelin it! Im so rarely a lead on, but I was this round.
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby clocksnmirrors » Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:22 pm

like you said, when yer not feelin' it.....

the first guy that hit on me was cute, but i wasn't in that receptive place, so i took a pass


no regrets. ended up hooking up with someone who i was much more in synch with
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby oneeyeddick » Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:50 pm

I saw some things this year that completely ruined my foot fetish.
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:40 pm

I'm available, dick.
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby Good Sarah » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:17 pm

A fellow from a neighboring camp and I had a mini connection for the first 2 days, but my feelings quickly disintegrated as soon as he started talking about spending the week together. Once the event actually started and I barely saw him after Monday although he came looking a few times. Sometimes it's just over before it begins....

Also I got reallly frustrated at some of the dynamics of my camp, and let it get to me a few times.

Really hated freebird and was secretly glad when they shut it off mid song.....just sayin...
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby happydragon » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:54 pm

Not being able to get home this year due to work and a new baby, I pulled out a bottle of stored playa dust from my virgin year to smell/sprinkle around, and in addition to sitting at home and watching the man and temple burn whilst drinking heavily, throughout the week I used lots of government resources to stream the burn while I should have been working.....
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby clocksnmirrors » Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:26 pm

Good Sarah wrote:Really hated freebird and was secretly glad when they shut it off mid song.....just sayin...


lulz

aerialmonster wrote:... I pulled out a bottle of stored playa dust from my virgin year to smell/sprinkle around



i should have brought some of that magic powder back with me. next time definitely
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:26 am

I went missing this year, no where to be found. I do prey that next year will be different.
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby graidawg » Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:28 am

I did nothin' ok? so i have nothin to confess.
completely unconcerned.
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby stinkyfoot » Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:04 am

I think I gave our neighbors the spicy pickles. I tried another batch and I thought they were really spicy, so that probably means they're way too hot for normal humans who don't use siracha like ketchup. I feel guilty.

Another thing: the reason that I volunteered this year was partially to get myself a little space so I could flirt with other dudes. My partner is glorious and sexy and I would never look for anyone elses' companionship, but he, being a dude, never had to give up flirting with the opposite sex while in public with his partner. The fucking privations of hetero relationships.
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby clocksnmirrors » Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:49 pm

stinkyfoot wrote:The fucking privations of hetero relationships.



never too late to go gay :D
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Re: 2012 confessions - CLEANSE YOURSELF

Postby Snow » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:50 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:I saw some things this year that completely ruined my foot fetish.

theCryptofishist wrote:I'm available, dick.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Savannah » Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:02 pm

:D
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