@Kickstand: So, I see now that you're trying to find the owners of the nicer abandoned bikes on this forum. Thank you! I hope the owners are appreciative. Had I known someone would be doing that in a more official way, I certainly wouldn't have touched the Univega.
But, when I talked to Lost and Found about my stolen bike they more or less told me to fuck off and that my bike would be donated to the Lyons Club in Reno if ultimately found abandoned on Playa. Given that, I couldn't really conscience leaving this well-loved-looking guy sit in a pile of abandoned junky cruisers without trying to find the owner myself. Sorry that's "not cool."