I punked the "cooler con".
Went over there but stopped on an opposite corner behind a truck, changed shirt and dust mask, pulled out a sixpack soft side cooler and walked over to the "con".
They said it was'nt about that type of cooler and tryed to explain about "swamp coolers".
I said "why would anybody want to cool a swamp?"
They said it was like when you're sprayed with a mist and the breeze cools you.
I said "So this bucket is going to spray me with water?"
Then I went on about buckets with holes were'nt good for anything and that I must be in the wrong place.
When I left I said it sounded like a hairbrained idea and whoever came up with the design must be crazy, leaving them confused and frustrated about who that nut was.
Then I went back to the trike, changed into my regular outfit, and came roaring back with the ooga horn blaring and yelling about who came up with this hairbrained cooler design, with my original bucket cooler from the thread bungeed to the trunk of the trike!
I hope they enjoyed it as much as I did.