It is faster for the mod team to zap spam posts and threads if there are NO REPLIES from eplayans. You may think you're witty and clever (and you well may be...) but you are making more work for the mods. Especially annoying when doing a mass spam zap. Basically STFU and keep yer paws off the keyboard, nothing to see, move along.
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