Shave your balls NOW !!

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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby FIGJAM » Wed Aug 01, 2012 4:04 pm

SAVE THE RAIN FORESTS!!!!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby oneeyeddick » Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:19 pm

you gotta read the reviews on this product....seriously, ya gotta!!!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-R ... ative=6738
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby lucky420 » Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:32 am

oneeyeddick » Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:19 pm

you gotta read the reviews on this product....seriously, ya gotta!!!



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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby stew » Sun Aug 12, 2012 11:41 am

[quote="theCryptofishist"]Pfew! Shaving! Do it like a real burner! Use a candle![/quote]
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Hondovious » Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:02 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:you gotta read the reviews on this product....seriously, ya gotta!!!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-R ... ative=6738


I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard, sober even. Fuck me that is some funny shite..
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby dragonpilot » Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:42 pm

OM Gawd...those are the funniest reviews I've ever read...Brit humour...the best!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby thefarbetween » Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:18 am

Freshly shaved balls here. Nothing special, just part of any regular bath. They're beautiful and I have never heard a women refer to the "10 year old boy factor". Luckily I have a hairy chest so maybe it offsets the smooooth balls allowing best of both worlds, still manly, but without the gungy balls. Fuck i'm awesome.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby haunahrose » Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:38 pm

OooH! Body hair is grreat-- On both women and men! I could see how it could get in the way at a burn, but wouldn't something as simple as a trim do the trick? Or are yall just into the baby-smooth skin?
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Gonzo Frothwood » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:46 pm

There is a good side to being a Domestic American Hairless. Good thing: primary girlfriend does not have to stop what she's doing to pick fur out of her teeth. Bad thing: she doesn't need you when she runs out of dental floss!
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby oneeyeddick » Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:15 pm

It's getting to be that time, what with triple digits in the forecast.

my razor is looking at me funny.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby dragonpilot » Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:15 pm

Ahem...dare I say it...having discovered the joys of...*gasp*...waxing...professionally administered...?
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:35 pm

You can give up your fantasy, dragonpilot, there will be no happy ending...
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Sic Pup » Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:08 pm

Is it time yet?
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby maladroit » Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:46 am

Sic Pup wrote:Is it time yet?


If you normally don't, then yes. It's time for a practice shave or two. If you nick yourself it will have time to heal before getting playa dust vigorously rubbed in.
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Major Krash » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:34 am

oneeyeddick wrote:you gotta read the reviews on this product....seriously, ya gotta!!!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-R ... ative=6738


I foresee a theme camp with an amazing potential to entertain the masses (while providing a service)....a quick-up with a sign advertising hair removal ("quick and easy - no blades!") surrounded by a variety of cold tubular objects and frozen confections of varying types.....
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Krokodyle » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:48 am

On a related note: I've found that trimming down my armpit hair greatly reduces my stinkiness during the day. I learned that trick when I first started acting and wearing stage costumes. I don't shave down to the skin, but I do use the razor to trim it down to a small amount. The Tom's of Maine deodorant I have in the medicine cabinet rarely gets used at all anymore :D

The only time I get noticeably stinky now is when I've taken a lot of vitamins the day before. :roll:
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby oneeyeddick » Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:37 pm

I leave in one week, time to get busy.

I am eyeballing that 'NoNo" sitting in the GF's bathroom upstairs
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Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Postby Said teh Bear » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:59 pm

done and done!
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